^^ That is a hella way to prove yr loyalty to someone/something. 'Hey yr in our gang, now get yr dick out and stick a bead in it'. I'll never understand heterosexual men who act more homosexual than homosexual men....
And hell no, that shit looks awful. Just looks like he caught some kind of weird-ass herpes or something. I can kinda see where it would maybe please a woman more working in a similar way to ribbing on condoms in a way. But seriously, is it worth having an ugly dick for something that you could, y'know, just make a bit more effort and cause anyway? There's gotta be more temporary and less physically grotesque ways of achieving the same result..