Screw them all! Put the parents in jail! Throw the book at them, never let them see the light of day again. Ship those kids off to Brad and Angelina! Actually no, if that were to happen we'd get weekly updates on what Balloon Boy had for breakfest, lunch, dinner, snacks, how often he was caught outside playing with their other brats!! Ship them all to another country!!
If I seem pissed, oh well! I have been dealing with the pain of a toothache for the past 6 hours and right now I sure would like to put all this pain - AND MORE - on that damn family!