WTF, I adore you; you know this... but I'm going to have to trump you with my week... no physical pain or near car accidents, but... well, you'll see.
Let's start at the beginning: I actually started off in great spirits. I had passed a test for a new job that pays EXTREMELY well; so I was riding high. The only thing was that I am in dire need to get my state ID renewed, since it's been expired for years. It was one of the things I just never got around to and it was definitely needed now... so here's where the fun begins...
Wednesday morning, I wake up very early; but in a decent mood, to head down to the Department of Motor Vehicles (or DMV; they deal with the whole state ID thing).. I go online just to make sure I have the correct directions (there are two of them in my area and only one of them deals with state IDs). Everything was fine... and then, I noticed the little McAfee icon in the corner of my computer screen telling me to reboot to fully install it's latest update... no problem, I do that... and when I do, it suddenly stops working correctly. No anti-virus, no file protection. I reboot again... file protection, no anti-virus. Alright; no problem... time to get a new McAfee version online... which I wasn't able to. I just got the old one again; uninstalled and reinstalled and everything seemed fine... until I realized it wasn't letting me open AOL Instant Messenger on my computer... still isn't, by the way...
Alright, DMV time.
I head down there; surprisingly STILL in good spirits and whatnot. Walk inside, fill out the forms and walk to the front desk... where the guy proceeds to tell me that he can't help me because I don't have my birth certificate... but I do have all of the other things needed... *sighs* OK, that was partially my fault, considering I couldn't find it... I was told to go downtown and buy a new one for $15.
One day wasted; $4.50 in train fare gone... but it ends up adding up in a good way... I get home and help my mother search... lo and behold, we find the birth certificate. Yay! I can go back the next day. Now, mind you; my birth certificate, being about 30 years old; is a little tattered and worn; but it's still legible and you can clearly see the info needed.
(Around this time is when I found out about the McAfee not working right...)
So, I take a nap when I get back... which fucks up my sleeping pattern for that night, which is bad because I wanted to get up early the next morning (this (Thursday) morning) to go back to the DMV and get the situation handled. Somehow, on a crazed sleep schedule, I still manage to get back down there early enough... and who's behind the counter?
Yep, the same damn guy from the day before... I should've known this was going to be bad. He looked way too "I'm just going to mess with people"...
:duh:
Alright; I walk to the front of the counter and same thing: he needs my social security card, blah, blah, blah... when he asks for the birth certificate; I smile and hand it to him; thinking, "OK, this part is over..."
... except it f*cking wasn't. His response:
"Oh, we can't accept this. It looks too raggedy."
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! IT'S ALMOST 30 YEARS OLD; WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
So after all of that, he tells me the same thing: get a new one. $15. Bastard. ~X(
So, I say "screw this" and decide to head home... but I was close to another friend's house, so I stopped there for a while. I leave there around 2 because my two best friends (I call them my "gay wives"; 2 girls I've known for over a decade) are coming by later on. I sign on Facebook; leave them a message to see if we're still on, which we were. Great, I can use a break. I sign off, take a quick nap to prepare for them to stop by.
In the middle of this hot dream of me about to blow some hot, somewhat hairy chested guy... my hand gets down his smooth torso to his bulge... the phone rings in real life, waking me up.
Cue irony.
I go to my cell phone and see a text message: one of my "wives" tells me there's a possibility she might have kidney stones and she won't be able to make it... which automatically means my other friend will cancel. :angry: I make sure everything's alright with "wife" number one; fill in wife number 2 and now, here I am; bored and pissed off...
And then, the icing on the cake.
A friend I stopped speaking to months ago because he turned into a prick out of left field decides to call me to gloat a bit. He remixes dance videos (not the greatest, I may add) and some of his videos are being played in a big gay club here in NYC, so he's having a bit of a celebration about it... and wanted to extend the invite to me to head down there as well.
I haven't heard from you in months; your last words to me were "Suck my d*ck, a**shole" and you want me to do WHAT?!
Oh... and I can't forget the best part (yep, there's more...): I got into a bit of an argument with my ex because apparently, I wasn't happy enough for him that he hooked up with a guy who wasn't even interested in him until the last day of a visit that culminated in the both of them having "mind-blowing sex"...
Mind you, I actually was in love with this guy and when things got hot and heavy during his visit here, he brushed me off drunkenly and said he didn't want things to happen... the next day, he told me he didn't even remember the situation, which made me feel like I molested him while he slept. When he went back home, he broke up with me a week later and lost his virginity to some other dude he met one month later after knowing him for 2 and a half days... without a condom.
Oh... and the guy he just had the "mind-blowing sex" with is the brother of the guy he lost his virginity to. X(
This has officially become the worst week ever... I don't want to be bothered and I'm planning on staying home the rest of the weekend and just being by myself.
So, WTF; trust me, I feel your pain... ten-fold!
). And now guess who had to clean it up... Lucky me, huh?!
