Thankyou Jake & Alex, there's a story I have been meaning to tell you and now you've given me the perfect lead in for it. I met this boy Chris in the Amsterdam Thermos who I liked for his Travis Bickle mohican, then I found out he had the biggest cock ever. Now I don't know about everybody else, but me, I don't take a tape measure with me to the sauna, but believe me this fucker was the Empire State Building.
What Chris told me was that he was sick of men hitting on him just because of his big cock. What he desperately longed for was someone to love him for being himself and not just for being a living dildo.
So, be careful what you wish for. I do hope he did find what he was looking for.