I honestly don't remember my first bout with pain. However, I can describe the earliest I remember and know of. Sometime in 1992, when I was in kindergarden, I went down the school playground slide and then a sudden flash-forward to me staring at classmates and the teacher looking down at me, and my entire face felt as though I had participated in a severe fight in which I lost bad. I whaled loudly! I later found out that I got off the slide, turned around just in time to have a rather big girl who decided to go down early inadvertently give me a bad kick to the lips. That would also be my first notable interaction with a girl. Hmm, with that said, with my ultimate sexuality, go figure!