embarassing or bad sex

[wardell]

does any one have any embarsing or bad sex experience they would like to share

 

[brmstn69]

This has actually happened to me twice...

Years ago I had a guy vomit in my lap while attempting to deep throat me. Needless to say both of us were ready to call it a night after that.

To this day every time I hear a guy gag on the dick in his mouth, be it on video or while sucking me, I go limp...

 

[jw4833]

I've had quite a few embarrassing moments while having sex ...but I will share this one in particular...I was having sex with this guy and he had this really nice, seductive music playing in the background. However, I was not paying too much attention to it because I was so focused on the fact that I was getting busy with this hot guy finally. The thing is...I was not aware that he is was part Hispanic and while we were going at it...he started moaning loudly with heavy breathing which was fine...but all of a sudden...he broke out singing very loudly and the fact of the matter was that he was not speaking or singing in the English language which threw me off guard. You see...in the midst of his singing..he started warbling off and his eyes were rolling back as if he was going into a coma...First of all...I did not understand nothing he was saying or singing and when his eyes started going back into his head...I assumed he was having a seizure. Now..why did I come to this conclusion is beyond me...but I did. Nonetheless..after trying to revive him...it appeared the more my body pressed against his..the more he warbled off with this language. Therefore..since I had thought he was having a seizure...I remember someone telling me that when this happens..go and grab a spoon and put it under their tongue...this is what I preceded to do. Once I came back with the spoon...my date looked up at me and grabbed the spoon and asked me..what was I doing? and why I grabbed a spoon? ...I told him why and he burst out laughing. This is when I found out about him being part Hispanic and that he was singing and speaking in this language to me which I found out was very sexual to say the least. You can't imagine how embarrassed I was and yet...this guy loved it even though he was laughing hysterically. So...as we began to get back into it...he started again with his Hispanic speaking..but this time...instead of feeling left out ....although I do not speak or understand the language...I responded with "Taco Bell to you too Baby...now Guacamole this!!!!"....and he yelled out so loud with laughter but he was also ming at the same time too which made the moment more intense...haha...

 

[brmstn69]

.he started again with his Hispanic speaking..but this time...instead of feeling left out ....although I do not speak or understand the language...I responded with "Taco Bell to you too Baby...now Guacamole this!!!!"...

I'm suddenly reminded of this video...

 

[sexyjesse]

My only bad sex moment was when I was with a grindr hookup, he was decent looking and really tall. When we headed to my bed he pretty much skips all foreplay, pulls out his dick and puts near my mouth, so i go ahead and start to suck him but about 4 minutes later he s in my mouth without any warning, gets up says thanks and leaves.

 

[lhardwick69]

bad times bad sex moments happens to all even porn stars--with me one bad time was when I was younger friend of mine and I were goofing off next thing I know we were playing a game of chicken--things went from kissing each other to sucking each other even though when I began sucking him I got into it more than he thought I should have that was when I told him I was gay he was like no shit I said no shit--he then was like so you like getting fucked I was like sure do he was like prove it I said well let me go to bathroom first I need to do number two he kept calling me a chicken said I was going to hide and not let him do it--so I was like fine you get shit on your dick don't blame me and giggle

he got inside me pumping away good and said damn you do like dick in your ass --then came the smell of shit he pulled out he was like dude you got shit all over my dick I was like I tried to warn you--so we went to bathroom cleaned up I used bathroom wiped and he stood there as I did we talked---after wiping I went to leave the room he said are you safe now I was like sure --we went back upstairs where he lubed up and went back in and he fucked me good n hard--he pulled out time to time to look see if there was anything I was like man I know my ass its safe I tried to warn you but wouldn't listen

he fucked me for several hours in several positions ming a good 4 to 5 times total-- that was a time that could've been avoided but it was his fault not mine





another time was when a guy started sucking my dick he went to far on it gagged himself and puked all over the floor in front of me-- we cleaned it up and I showed him how to deepthroat a dick that there was more to it than just ramming it down your throat---


I farted few times while getting fucked I apologized and the guy fucking me would be like hey it happens and just keep fucking

so it happens--when dealing with part of the body that shits and farts--it happens just clean up and go--


anything else happen to you ? how about you wardell and bad times?