England has new vice-captain

[slimjim]

So it has been announced that Joe Root is the new vice-captain of the England cricket team...... pity there are no more "revealing" pics of this hottie If I was a selector I'd pick him every time:rofl:











As if I didn't have enough reason to watch a lot of cricket this summer anyway.... If only someone would offer him a advertising/sponsorship deal.....something like this

 

[Sebaceous]

who wouldn't like a Root

 

[slimjim]

who wouldn't like a Root

Well I would think he plays with a nice straight bat

 

[mikey11]

for the life of me I could never understand cricket...but the guy is sup hot!

 

[slimjim]

for the life of me I could never understand cricket...but the guy is sup hot!

Well to use a cricketing term.... he could occupy my crease any time :thumbs up:

 

[slimjim]

A training/fitness technique, or something a little more interesting? Nice view though

 

[warrenxx]

Hot guy and great to look at. However, cricket is still the most boring game ever and England will never have a decent team. Lets hope some naked pics of him appear, when he gets caught sending selfies to a girl or a few leaked video clips. I'd watch them on an endless loop over cricket any day!

 

[slimjim]

This 1st one is the closest you will get... now he's vice-captain and scoring lots of runs he might become the next Calvin Klein celeb-model



All the others I've seen are of him in his kit...

 

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http://pimpandhost.com/image/51861443-original.html

 

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[gorgik9]

The boy is really cute and cute in a way I identify as very, very English. But cricket is still a totally Unbegreiflich sport, just like baseball is the American way of being Unbegreiflich...

The most interesting question in my opinion is weather a cricket bat is better than a baseball bat - in the bedroom, in bed????

 

[W!nston]

Baseball bats are cylindrical so I'd say it is the better choice for butt-play but the ovoid contour of Cricket bats would be a better fit for pussies or so I gather from the few times my eyes have been raped by horrifying glimpses of shaved nookie I've been assaulted by.

His kit can barely contain the engorged, raging cock hidden from our view:

Please, sir, allow me to sooth that itch with my tongue:

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I thought I'd share the thoughts these pics brought to mind

 

[gorgik9]

Baseball bats are cylindrical so I'd say it is the better choice for butt-play but the ovoid contour of Cricket bats would be a better fit for pussies or so I gather from the few times my eyes have been raped by horrifying glimpses of shaved nookie I've been assaulted by.

His kit can barely contain the engorged, raging cock hidden from our view:

Please, sir, allow me to sooth that itch with my tongue:

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I thought I'd share the thoughts these pics brought to mind

It seems this could imply that American bats are better for gay beds than English cricket bats, but I think to the contrary:

English boys are devious and mischivous in a particular way: they're all Public School boys and you know what went on in Public Schools, and the ovoid cricket bat is a way to disguise what was going on in the School's dormitory :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

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