Farting

[Otage]

So as I have my new place now, next step is to get back on fun

This super handsome guy who is mostly straight, year younger than me, wants me to be submissive towards him(like I'm in charge). No probs, I can do that. He also wants me to fart on his face... Well, not shocked by it, I mean I would draw the line to shitting on his face

But no one has ever asked me to do this kind of stuff. Any ideas? Thoughts? Anybody knows what is the attraction? Is it just the humiliation? And mostly straight (his never done anything with men, likes women) guy suddenly wants some guy to fart on his face, all of a sudden. Like how does this thing come to someones mind?

 

[Otage]

Now he wants to pay me to do it and he is offering quite substantial money Never thought I would grow up to be a fartwhore:rofl:

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

I don't know where the attraction comes from, but I can tell you that it's quite common judging from how much it gets mentioned on the internet - though, as with all things internet, you can maybe get an inflated impression of how popular something is. I may have seen a hundred posts from guys saying they like to have their face sat on and be farted on, but there are several billion men on the planet. Some guys (such as me) find the sound fascinating; others are after the smell; with many of them I think it's mostly about the symbolism of domination and submission, just as some guys want to be stomped on, they want to be ordered to lick their "master's" boots, etc. It's not about the boots as much as about the roleplay.

The trouble with farting is that you can't normally fart on order - at least most people can't, not unless you are someone like Le Petomane or Mr Methane. If you enter into monetary agreements, you run the risk of turning up, taking the money and finding you can't deliver (I just farted as I typed this), so you need to have an agreement about whether a refund is forthcoming in that situation.

Let us know if anything comes of this. Better still, record it.

 

[Otage]

The trouble with farting is that you can't normally fart on order - at least most people can't, not unless you are someone like Le Petomane or Mr Methane. If you enter into monetary agreements, you run the risk of turning up, taking the money and finding you can't deliver (I just farted as I typed this), so you need to have an agreement about whether a refund is forthcoming in that situation.

All ready looked bit into this. There are lot of things to "train", and if I go, I go the weekend after next, so I have time to rehearse I just love open minded people, they are often the funniest

 

[Shelter]

Sorry - but this theme is completely wrong!

 

[Otage]

Sorry - but this theme is completely wrong!

Don't be jugdemental Shelter I personally don't want some one to fart on my face, but as dominating thing done to someone else, and if he is hot and pays well for something kids do as a joke... :thinking::dreaming: Some body coming out of the blue suggesting something new and wierd, why not

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Don't be jugdemental Shelter I personally don't want some one to fart on my face, but as dominating thing done to someone else, and if he is hot and pays well for something kids do as a joke... :thinking::dreaming: Some body coming out of the blue suggesting something new and wierd, why not

Agreed. I frequently see things discussed on sites, including this one, that I personally find yucky, but in those cirstances I simply don't participate in the thread.

 

[lhardwick69]

i do anything to please a guy from pissing to farting to shitting spanking bondage--had a guy want to tie me up and fuck me whenever he wanted so i let him..and that night he fucked me alot pulled my hair took belt whipped me andhe offered to stop i just told him he hasnt went to far yet and he liked the fact i was letting him fulfill he fantasy--when got done i went bathroom shit cleaned up took shower got dressed body sore all over but it was fun..i had ejaculated thre times without touching my cock so i knew then i was satsified and so was he


sex and stuff is about doing whatever it taked please ease other--if not into what he wants then tell him..so he can go fin someone that will do it

 

[Otage]

Ihardwick69, so do you have any experience of farting on some one? Any tips? And ofc I have to watch some vids etc. I mean I wanna deliver if I'm getting paid. I have very strong work ethics

 

[brmstn69]

A photographic memory is a curse...

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Ihardwick69, so do you have any experience of farting on some one? Any tips? And ofc I have to watch some vids etc. I mean I wanna deliver if I'm getting paid. I have very strong work ethics

I don't think watching the vids will tell you much about how to do it. In one of my videos on XTube I do a fart - a very short one, and the fart is not the main point of the video.

Also, it has occurred to me that when you watch a video and supposedly hear the guy fart, there is no real way of knowing whether he farted there and then or whether the sound was just added in later, perhaps from a fart sound library. I mean, if it's amateur porn it was probably genuine, but still it's the kind of thing that it would be easy to fake.

 

[Otage]

Good point jeansGuyOz:thinking: Mainly I wanna see from the vids the behaviour since it's not familiar to me.

There are exercises to help one control fart, foods to eat and breathing techniques etc. but I fear it's not enough. And those fake farts you mentioned reminded of episode from Kenny vs. Spenny where they had fart contest. In the episode Kenny pumped air on his butt, and it gave him good ability to pass several farts. I think that aided fart is better than no farts at all, if thinking about customer happiness:thinking:

 

[waistingmytime]

Sorry - but this theme is completely wrong!

Here, hopefully this will help

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[Shelter]

Here, hopefully this will help

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Thank you - a little bit! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Some of the posts in this thread give a whole new shade of meaning to the term "thread crapper".

 

[Jojojoko]

get away as fast as possible lol

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

@otage: does the guy want you to fart for him wearing jeans or shorts, underpants, or naked? Sometimes you get a better sound from tight pants. (From one who knows.)

 

[Stonecold]

I am wondering since he is going to pay you, would that be prostitution or is that only for sexual contact?

 

[Otage]

JeansGuyOZ, he wants me to wear pants, jeans. And as I have shaved butt, that also gives higher sound. Stonecold, I've been wondering the same thing I mean if you give some one a massage, and he happens to masturbate during that, that to me doesn't sound prostituting.

I'm bit concerned about the delivering. I've tried beans, kale, and lot of the stuff I have found internet, and the results haven't been all that good. Maybe mentos with coke could work? I've also heard about protein farts? Any ideas? And nuts have been tested, high fiber, greasy sugary food, preserves and so on.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Jeans is the best! But then I would say that wouldn't I.

I did say did I not, that it's pretty difficult to "fart on order"? A couple of guys have asked me to upload farting videos to XTube for them, but I find that even on days when I am farting quite a lot, it's extraordinarily difficult to do it just at the moment when I have the camera set up.

Regarding diet, sometimes I find that I rip a few after eating fruit such as apples, sometimes a cup of coffee seems to get things going, but I would not say there is any 100% reliable way. Beans - yes by all means.

I'm not sure about the claims of "training." Guys such as Le Petomane had freakish muscle control, apparently from birth, that allowed them to actually open their anus to take in air, after which they could expel it more or less at will. In other words, this was not gas from the digestive system but just plain ordinary air that had only been inside them for a short time, hence probably would not smell - which most people would regard as a good thing.

I'm almost certain that farting for pay would not be termed prostitution. After all, Mr Methane does it (or did), and while this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of tea, i don't think he ever fell foul of the law.