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Funny things happened while having sex??
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jeansGuyOZ
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This was funny peculiar rather than funny ha-ha, though maybe the guy laughs about it now - it was a bit disturbing at the time...
I met this guy at our local "free beach" (i.e. clothing optional). Up in the dunes out of sight from most of the public is a popular cruising zone, and we looked at each other, both liked what we saw and proceeded to get down to it.
He was flat on his back, I was kneeling with one knee either side of his chest - one of my favourite positions - and I was wanking him and sucking him. I noticed he seemed to have a bit of loose skin on the underside of his cock, and I assumed it was the result of a cir
cision that didn't quite remove everything it was supposed to, but thought little of it and carried on sucking him. He seemed to enjoy it immensely, and I was getting very energetic about it and sucking him quite hard, when suddenly something went POP! I think I even heard the sound. This bit of loose skin had stretched and broken, and blood squirted out.
"You bit me" he said. I assured him that I hadn't, but informed him that there was quite a bit of blood and it was probably a good idea to race down to the water and give it a good wash, which he did.
I was scared he might be angry and accuse me of injuring him, but after he got over the initial shock he was OK. It was apparently a problem he had had for some time, and it was only a matter of time before it broke, and it would probably heal again. It was weird, I never saw anything like that before or since.
Needless to say, neither of us felt in the mood fur further sexual activity, so we called it a day.
I met this guy at our local "free beach" (i.e. clothing optional). Up in the dunes out of sight from most of the public is a popular cruising zone, and we looked at each other, both liked what we saw and proceeded to get down to it.
He was flat on his back, I was kneeling with one knee either side of his chest - one of my favourite positions - and I was wanking him and sucking him. I noticed he seemed to have a bit of loose skin on the underside of his cock, and I assumed it was the result of a cir
cision that didn't quite remove everything it was supposed to, but thought little of it and carried on sucking him. He seemed to enjoy it immensely, and I was getting very energetic about it and sucking him quite hard, when suddenly something went POP! I think I even heard the sound. This bit of loose skin had stretched and broken, and blood squirted out. "You bit me" he said. I assured him that I hadn't, but informed him that there was quite a bit of blood and it was probably a good idea to race down to the water and give it a good wash, which he did.
I was scared he might be angry and accuse me of injuring him, but after he got over the initial shock he was OK. It was apparently a problem he had had for some time, and it was only a matter of time before it broke, and it would probably heal again. It was weird, I never saw anything like that before or since.
Needless to say, neither of us felt in the mood fur further sexual activity, so we called it a day.
I remember gettin' busy with this guy and all of a sudden, he started speaking in tongues..well, at least I thought...lol..anyway, his body was shaking as well which I assumed he was having a seizure. Suddenly, I got up off of him and ran into the kitchen and got a spoon and return to put it in his mouth. He looked up at me with a surprised look on his face, and said "What you get a spoon for?". I told him that I thought he was having a seizure, and he replied that he was loving what was happening and was saying sexy things to me in Spanish. He preceded to tease me while laughing hysterically at what I just did. Nonetheless, after cuddling each other for awhile, we started gettin' busy again, and nonetheless, he started speaking Spanish again, but this time because I did not speak the language, I replied with "Taco Bell to you too, Baby, now Guacamole THIS!!!!...he started laughing but was ming at the same time which was a huge load...lol..
ming at the same time which was a huge load...lol..
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A times we have just starting laughing for some reason. One time we could not start laughing and it was one of those times we were needed to be quieter then usual. Once we stopped laughing and got back to the hot sex, we forgot about being quiet. Next thing we notice his a friend watching us. He heard us going at it very intensely and wild. We do get wrapped up in the heat of the moment like we all do. Our friend thought we made the funniest noises when we are about to .
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got one of my boyz into a sling with his legs spread and ankles hobbled, and started to work on his butt, which was pleasurable for us both. decided to enter him anally, and just then he took a rather severe cramp in his thigh. His muscle spasm was painful, obviously, and forced him to contract his butt cheeks and anus so tightly that I shot my load much quicker than anticipated, from the extra friction and squeeze. I withdrew, released his bonds and massaged his thigh. He felt better, and we both chuckled at his sudden "tightening up" which had an unexpected positive result. this didn't dampen our mutual enthusiasm, and the fun continued as planned, without further cramping.
got one of my boyz into a sling with his legs spread and ankles hobbled, and started to work on his butt, which was pleasurable for us both. decided to enter him anally, and just then he took a rather severe cramp in his thigh. His muscle spasm was painful, obviously, and forced him to contract his butt cheeks and anus so tightly that I shot my load much quicker than anticipated, from the extra friction and squeeze. I withdrew, released his bonds and massaged his thigh. He felt better, and we both chuckled at his sudden "tightening up" which had an unexpected positive result. this didn't dampen our mutual enthusiasm, and the fun continued as planned, without further cramping.
First post here, so I might as well make it a good one. LOL!
When I was 19, I had a boyfriend 10 years older than me, but so immature that he was embarrasing. (He still lived with his parents, was closeted & thought the world revolved around him. I'm sure you all know the sort). It didn't help that he was also a male model. He had the body of a greek statue, but the IQ to match.
Anyway, one evening, we went out for a meal & a movie. On the way back, he suggested a bit of fun in a car park he knew. I don't know why I agreed, but we decided to give it a go. He obviously didn't know the car park very well, because we drove around for a long time. I was getting a bit fed up, thinking, why does it have to be THAT particular car park? Couldn't we just find a nice secluded spot? But my Ex was pretty adamant he would find the place.
Eventually, it got dark, and we were lost. My ex wouldn't admit it, and eventually, he pulled off the road, killed the engine and said "Here we are". I thought it was a bit odd that we weren't in a car park, but at least we weren't driving around. It was pitch black, and I thought "This will do".
My ex went down on me, and I was just beginning to get into it, when I noticed a small light. I didn't give it much thought, but when I realised it was a cigarette, and just 15 feet from the car, I practically jumped out of my seat. We quickly buckled ourselves up, when the owner of the cigarette, an elderly man, who hadn't noticed our 'activities', came up and asked us if we had broken down. - My ex was panicking, and left me to do all the talking. I said that the engine had overheated and we were just waiting for the car to cool down. (Which was partly true, I suppose).
With that, he offered a shrug, and went off.
By that time, the ardor had disappeared, and we decided it was time to go, only to start the engine and find that the car really had quit on us.
One very long, expensive & tense cab ride home later, I vowed never to listen to an oversexed idiot ever again. Especially one who had no sense of direction.
When I was 19, I had a boyfriend 10 years older than me, but so immature that he was embarrasing. (He still lived with his parents, was closeted & thought the world revolved around him. I'm sure you all know the sort). It didn't help that he was also a male model. He had the body of a greek statue, but the IQ to match.
Anyway, one evening, we went out for a meal & a movie. On the way back, he suggested a bit of fun in a car park he knew. I don't know why I agreed, but we decided to give it a go. He obviously didn't know the car park very well, because we drove around for a long time. I was getting a bit fed up, thinking, why does it have to be THAT particular car park? Couldn't we just find a nice secluded spot? But my Ex was pretty adamant he would find the place.
Eventually, it got dark, and we were lost. My ex wouldn't admit it, and eventually, he pulled off the road, killed the engine and said "Here we are". I thought it was a bit odd that we weren't in a car park, but at least we weren't driving around. It was pitch black, and I thought "This will do".
My ex went down on me, and I was just beginning to get into it, when I noticed a small light. I didn't give it much thought, but when I realised it was a cigarette, and just 15 feet from the car, I practically jumped out of my seat. We quickly buckled ourselves up, when the owner of the cigarette, an elderly man, who hadn't noticed our 'activities', came up and asked us if we had broken down. - My ex was panicking, and left me to do all the talking. I said that the engine had overheated and we were just waiting for the car to cool down. (Which was partly true, I suppose).
With that, he offered a shrug, and went off.
By that time, the ardor had disappeared, and we decided it was time to go, only to start the engine and find that the car really had quit on us.
One very long, expensive & tense cab ride home later, I vowed never to listen to an oversexed idiot ever again. Especially one who had no sense of direction.
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Good first post Slickmick
Welcome to the forum
Welcome to the forum
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Welcome aboard slickmick, that must be one of the best first posts the forum has ever seen!
I just love this line:
Literally made me LOL
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I just love this line:
Literally made me LOL
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Classic! This is the best quote I have seen for a long time.
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Thanks guys for sharing your stories. It's about time for me to share mine
Me and my boyfriend wanted just an oral session before falling asleep. He loves sucking my cock so he does it passionately everytime. He loves watching me and I usually finish on his chest but this time he wanted to swallow it. He was lying on his back with his head hanging in the corner of sofa. I was standing over him and mouth-fucking him. I a lot so when I felt the climax is near I said "say aaahh" to him and streams of sperm went down his throat. But not only down his throat as it later turned out...
Well, some of the went also to his nose - so deep that even blowing his nose didn't help We laughed over this situation and promised to never do it again or be more cautious next time We fell asleep with his nose being stuffy
Me and my boyfriend wanted just an oral session before falling asleep. He loves sucking my cock so he does it passionately everytime. He loves watching me
and I usually finish on his chest but this time he wanted to swallow it. He was lying on his back with his head hanging in the corner of sofa. I was standing over him and mouth-fucking him. I a lot so when I felt the climax is near I said "say aaahh" to him and streams of sperm went down his throat. But not only down his throat as it later turned out...Well, some of the
went also to his nose - so deep that even blowing his nose didn't help We laughed over this situation and promised to never do it again or be more cautious next time We fell asleep with his nose being stuffy 
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It was back in 1972 or 1973, late December, when I visited a straight bar in my hometown. One of the barkeepers was a good looking blond slim boy. The bar was very crowded but more than normal our eyes made contact. Not for a flashing second, but for memorable moments. When I ordered a beer he did not just place the glass in front of me, but touched my hand and said: “please stay till after closing time”. So I did. With all the lights out and just some candles around our bodies we were lying in front of the bar. Suddenly all lights went on and the owner entered the bar. He excused himself and said that he had forgotten something. After consulting his office he went away and we returned to the point where we stopped our love making. I must say that it felt strange to stand naked in front of that “intruder”. When I went home my jacket was missing. Not funny because it was minus five degrees Celsius. The next evening I went back to the bar and the owner gave me my jacket. He had taken it by mistake he said. Obviously his way to tell me that he watched our show.
Once, my then partner and I were in the living room on a opened Sofa-bed...we were trying to keep quiet so as not to disturb my roomates....he was on his back,I was on top and you can guess the connection we were making...our passion increased,and I fell forward...my hands fell on the iron bar at the head of the bed...suddenly the bed started folding up with us in it....not only did our laughter cool any hot sex...our loud laughter woke the whole house...we were at a loss to explain it all....
Some years later...my friend was now living with a new BF, and I went to their home for a weekend...when the BF showed me to the guest room and opened up a sofabed, my old flame and I erupted into gales of laughter much to the confusion and consternation of the new BF...once again we couldn't say WHY we were laughing...
Some years later...my friend was now living with a new BF, and I went to their home for a weekend...when the BF showed me to the guest room and opened up a sofabed, my old flame and I erupted into gales of laughter much to the confusion and consternation of the new BF...once again we couldn't say WHY we were laughing...
