How do you pee?

[daywalker]

How do you guys pee? In my case i find it very annoying. It s taking forever. I have to milk it about 6-7 times and "contract the muscles" in order to get the all the pee out of it so as to avoid wetting my underwear. Also, i always have to use toilet paper, to dry the head after the milking and contracting. I am uncircised, but even if i weren't, i'd still have to dry the area around my urethra.

I don't know if it's normal, so i m asking you guys: how do you pee?

P.S. my dicks is small-ish. I'm not a horse, so please don't tell me it's because its too long.

 

[Behrluvr]

When you asked this question, I thought you were going to ask , do you do it standing up or sitting down...
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Sadly, In our politically correct world its now acceptable for men to sit down when they whiz.

 

[luke.rhineheart]

Mmmm. Effortlessly I would say.
I'm not sure if I get what's your problem (if you have to strain to pass any urine or if it just dribbles in the end). Either way, if it disturbs you, you should probably see a doctor.

 

[howardjk]

Hey Daywalker, I'd agree with Luke--you may have a medical problem (kidney, bladder, who knows). Get it looked into because what you describe is not normal and is something that is always described on questionnaires for older folks (like me).

As to the political correctness of sitting or standing while peeing--I don't care what anyone thinks, sitting guarantees that you don't dribble in your shorts. I'm also somewhat pee shy but don't have any issues when I am in a booth. Even if there's no door. Go figure

 

[Behrluvr]

I don't care what anyone thinks, sitting guarantees that you don't dribble in your shorts.

That assumes of course that the pot you sit on is clean and appetizing. Oftimes out in the real world of public facilities...well...lets just say the word primitive comes to mind...I'll trade off a little dribble stain to sitting on some scroungy seat.

I'm also somewhat pee shy but don't have any issues when I am in a booth.

I too am pee shy, it is the easiest thing in the world to cure. I will do so for you right now. Next time you find yourself in a public pissoir, hold your breath. In fact START holding your breath as you walk in the room. Within 30 seconds you will get underway, and that is a guarantee. (I leaned this trick from a FEMALE newspaper advice columnist, heyheyhey.)
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[prinz4ming]

U need to get ur prostate checked out dude... and if thats normal, get the rest of ur urinary tract checked out pronto. You shouldnt have to strain to pee.

 

[daywalker]

jeez....i don't strain to pee. I can pee perfectly fine. It's just that after i finish peeing, there s always some urine left in my dick, that i have to milk or do some kegels to get it out, otherwise after like a few seconds, it will leak into my undies.

P.S. i'm 19 yo

 

[DarthKitsune]

eugh, i've got this problem too, i always just give it a few shakes and wear dark pants.

 

[lhardwick69]

now i usually have this problem after getting off alot--whether it be alot of sex or just plain jacking off-- sometimes i get to where it seems like i got to take more time to piss than others--i have had it checked out my prostate and all they didnt find anything out of the ordinary--so they gave me a pill basically an antibiotic just to make sure if any infection was there that wasnt being detected--two weeks later go back for checkup still same thing--so then he put me on a liquid diet--not really just liquids i was able to eat normal foods but i was required to drink 3 pint bottles of cranberry juice a day for next three weeks well i drank cran-grape and cran apple juice-- within a week i was being to piss regularly-- sometimes seems to much --went for next check up and told him how things were going--he was happy-


here is what the problem was--your body needs so much fluids a day to keep kidneys functioning--sometimes water does the trick i drink alot of it- then gatorade and other thirst quincher drinks-- they quinch your thirst but dont help out on the peeing thing at all-and juice is the sure fire thing to help produce fluids that make u piss alot-- so i drink two bottle of juice a day jack off and have sex normally as did before--and still pissing good--


prostate check up is a good thing for sure-- get check up see what doctor says if he prescribes an antibiotic and says same thing they did to me--more than likely its just your kidneys not producing enough fluids to release out--and kidneys functioning correctly is a must-- to flush your body out of inpurities within the body--how old are you may i ask feel free to im me personally if like i know this can be somewhat personal and somewhat embarressing but sooner or later it happens to us all


as for sitting down to piss--always have done that if the mood hits me whether its for time to be alone read a magazine or play a game on my 3ds --for some reason sitting in the bathroom sitting on the toilet door shut locked seems like no one will bother you while you are on the crapper

 

[lhardwick69]

as for wetting yourself--hmmm--we in this society tend to be in a hurry dont take time to do things that are in need to be done whether it is taking a shit and not cutting it off so can go do something or as in this topic here-- stand there or sit there--piss let it set few then shake it-- then move along--if the pissing still oozing out of your dick afterwards-- take a handkerchief-- fold it up few times place it in your underwear unless you wear boxers-- then just wear loose briefs under boxers until get the hang of it --hate to say it this way--using the restroom is alot like sex--the more you take your time and do it right the happier you will be

 

[Martinus]

Young hooker to older hooker. 'When a man pees does he hold his cock over the top or underneath'.
Older hooker. 'I don't know, but if he uses both hands send him to me'.

 

[daywalker]

hahaha

 

[tiggertoo]

jeez....i don't strain to pee. I can pee perfectly fine. It's just that after i finish peeing, there s always some urine left in my dick, that i have to milk or do some kegels to get it out, otherwise after like a few seconds, it will leak into my undies.

P.S. i'm 19 yo

I had a stone in my bladder, a kidney stone I guess, and that happened at 22 yrs old. doc said that some guys, like me, seem to make stones easily and they can drift down and partially block the piss flow when there is only a little left in the bladder and not alot of pressure to push it out. get the doc to do a cat-scan xray on your bladder and stuff down there.

 

[Percehow]

Lol, i am a loud peerer.

 

[cameerb]

standing up

 

[bstaf]

Standing, always.

 

[etilit]

hmmm i thought this was a standing or siting question but at home i sit always..well enless im in shower i remember going to a friends house..and they had 4 boys..so on all toilets there was a sign..." please sit and pee"

think mom didnt want to wash the pee of the walls lol

 

[portugal]

I milk mine like an udder to rid of every last drop :rofl:

 

[SophieSweets]

RE: A sit down Wee...
To quote the great Essex Poet: Kunt and the Gang

"A sit down Wee... If it's good enough for Larry David, it's good enough for me"

 

[aabela]

hey i dont like seeing people pissing. this turn my sexual appettite off. that is the only worse thing i dont want to see. but this is normal thing everybody will have the same problem and it is entirely upto yourself how to cop up with it