hi y'all..i had a funny/eeyukk typ of nite 2nite.
ihave 2 friends who live in dorset england, and they invited me over...i live here too. in the early p.m. so i went, and after a while the told me that they had just bought a large dildo that you fill a pump thing with a spermy/ type of creamy that they said comes with the dildo. and when ready you pump the base of the container that holds the "y" it shoots out and fills your mouth or ass with a huge deposit of simulated creamy .
the info on the box said the had the same smell and taste as thr real thing.
so after much cajoling with their cocks tacking turns in my ass i began to suck on this thing and when i felt like it i squeezed the bottle/reservoir of container which is attached to the base of the cock and the shoots out.
well..it doesn't shoot out, it sorta just comes out with no force...and the doesn't last very long...at not the way i like it.
i held it away from my mouth and pumped an a pumped like a like a gas station attendant and it just sorta came out but reluctantly....much like a gay dood in a high flyin job who's tryin' to hold onto the big bucks b/4 the boss wakes up and cans his ass.a disaster...they thought so too and berated the money they just threw away.....but if ya dont try y'll never know..
so we just evolved into the real thing where i got 2 cocks in my ass and mouth....not at the same time...and both shot gallons of delicious into my mouth where upon i eagerly washed it many times around my gums b/4 swallowing.then i had the idea to piss in the container and see how that felt.....it was a bit better being that the piss was thinner than the heavy creamy substitute that we were trying....however, nothing but nothing compared to the real thing....so the moral is....
if ya want a cock...get a real one......if ya want ...get the real thing from a real cock small cock huge cock ...dont matte the will be much better than this tragedy. turned out o.k for me though....i went home with a1/2 litre of in my belly....even though i did have to walk bow legged
ihave 2 friends who live in dorset england, and they invited me over...i live here too. in the early p.m. so i went, and after a while the told me that they had just bought a large dildo that you fill a pump thing with a spermy/ type of creamy that they said comes with the dildo. and when ready you pump the base of the container that holds the "y" it shoots out and fills your mouth or ass with a huge deposit of simulated creamy .
the info on the box said the had the same smell and taste as thr real thing.
so after much cajoling with their cocks tacking turns in my ass i began to suck on this thing and when i felt like it i squeezed the bottle/reservoir of container which is attached to the base of the cock and the shoots out.
well..it doesn't shoot out, it sorta just comes out with no force...and the doesn't last very long...at not the way i like it.
i held it away from my mouth and pumped an a pumped like a like a gas station attendant and it just sorta came out but reluctantly....much like a gay dood in a high flyin job who's tryin' to hold onto the big bucks b/4 the boss wakes up and cans his ass.a disaster...they thought so too and berated the money they just threw away.....but if ya dont try y'll never know..
so we just evolved into the real thing where i got 2 cocks in my ass and mouth....not at the same time...and both shot gallons of delicious into my mouth where upon i eagerly washed it many times around my gums b/4 swallowing.then i had the idea to piss in the container and see how that felt.....it was a bit better being that the piss was thinner than the heavy creamy substitute that we were trying....however, nothing but nothing compared to the real thing....so the moral is....
if ya want a cock...get a real one......if ya want ...get the real thing from a real cock small cock huge cock ...dont matte the will be much better than this tragedy. turned out o.k for me though....i went home with a1/2 litre of in my belly....even though i did have to walk bow legged