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hammervice

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IRONY







In the UK, soliciting is also another word for prostitution.
is that true?
 

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True...but a solicitor is also a legal practitioner ....and "fag" is a slang term for a cigarette..and if some asks you to "knock them up" ..it just means they want a wake up call.
 
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goejavin

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Solicitor I knew, fag I knew but thanks for telling me about "knock me up"...who would have thought it was a wake up call :). I really like the word "shag"..its so much kinder than fuck :p
 

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My fav. oxymorons:

"Microsoft Works" &

"Military Intelligence"
 
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Hmmm...don't know if its irony ...or criminal...
But the Senators on the finance committee, the most likely health insurance plan, received the greatest number of contributions by insurance companies.

Can't you tell....I'm totally disillusioned by the a fucking system that is so fucking corrupt.
 
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XMan101

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I was telling my American friends about the fag word when I was over there, like if someone is going out for a fag it's a smoke. I got strange looks lol :p

A shag is also a dance I think from the 40s or 50s. I like the word too :p

Then we have the old Cockney rhyming slang that even most Brits probably don't understand.

Apples are stairs as in "apples and pears"
Whistle is a suit as in "whistle and flute"
Dog is a telephone as in "dog and bone"

get the idea ? lol

I was on the dog the other day and saw this geezer in a shiny whistle going up the apples :p
 
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I was on the dog the other day and saw this geezer in a shiny whistle going up the apples :p

I got so many strange looks when I talked in the UK...I know some of the strange word differences...but some...I had no idea....
I don't know what is worse....using words with different meanings...or just not knowing the words at all...
like Spanish....I know very little, but what I know...I am certain what the words mean...
But English...oh hell...look out..

What was really funny is if I turned on my southern midwestern accent (happens when I get really drunk)...I think most UKers thought I was from another planet...
"Y'all wanna go worsh up the deeshes"
 
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I'd have understood - love American accents. I'm more used them than some having listened to Americans on radio for many years, not to mention my very American music taste of rockin' 50's stuff, and having had American friends for years, so I don't really think anything of it.

I'd have asked you to keep talking :p
 
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glamfunk84

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Spotted dick is also a dish in the UK, not the dish you expect if you're American, lol
 
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XMan101

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I love spotted dick, a good old stodgy pudding, still one of my faves :p
 
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