Pet Porn Peeves

[marcusl1]

As one of the few guys on this forum, who loves porn (I think I am going through a mastubatory phase) I have noticed some Pet Porn peeves:

- guys who look like they are not interested

- guys who you cant tell when they (they just ejaculate - but no bodily or facial response - I like to see guys have an actual ORGASM and let out guttural noisy moans/grunts

- When the hung Hunk being serviced by a nice twink turns out to be a submissive little bottomboi and fucked by the twink

- Old, fat director guys who steal the picture and can't let go of his Actors (Why don´t he just wait till after to grope them and LISP away)

- Oh and the money shot - Well I don´t really care - When some sucks a dick I want to see them in his partners mouth - the dripping down his chin (Do you pull out and give your partner a facial?) I love swallowers! Also I like to see the top guy come inside his partners ass - even when wearing a condom! If I want to see shots - solos are the stuff to watch

- guys who can't get a hardon - trying to penetrate someone with a limp dick

- crappy studio settings

- girls who overplay their part and are too syntheticly noisy - Shut the fuck up!

- Girls who can't feel a 12 inch cock but looks like this is just another day at the office.

What I do like is :

- shy guys and gals
- guys who blush
- guys who look like they really enjoy what they are doing
- I have a preference for uncut cocks
- natural masculinity - real horniness
- Feminime girls/women
- Military, russians, eastboys and guys and gals, euro, amateur


What are your Pet Porn peeves/ likes?

 

[raisinboy]

My biggest porn pet peeve is the balls-shot when fucking. I hate it when the camera just cuts to five minutes of a close-up of a dick sliding in and out of an ass. I want the whole picture dammit! If you're settling for close-ups, then show me THEIR FACES!

 

[slimjim]

Cameramen who think the best place to be for the "money shot", whether it's a facial, in the mouth, ass or over the chest is about 6 to 10 friggin feet away! Just get the hell close in and lets see the action..oh and a natural soundtrack please ..no crap dubbing or twee music masking any real noise.

 

[Thor]

ok, i agree with a lot of that too
but mine is a guy that acts like he cant stand to be fucked!!! give me a guy that s with a dick in his ass!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and i love dripping out of an ass or a mouth lol

 

[raisinboy]

oh and a natural soundtrack please ..no crap dubbing or twee music masking any real noise.

Gosh, yeah, I forgot about that. Worst are those techno soundtracks on some Eastern European porn movies, especially if they use the same tune for every scene in the movie.

And I have to admit, I do prefer porn with plot. It doesn't has to be good plot, the barest set-up will do, I just find these "starting with the sex and ending with the shot"-scenes boring most of the time.

 

[intensepump]

I don't think it's right to force pets into porn. That's just a form of beastiality and just wrong.

 

[shamammashouse]

I really hate it when videos cut around scenes. I understand that not everything is done in one shot but sometimes it's annoying when at one moment they're slowly undressing each other and the next moment their fully unclothed already and then once its time to move on they fade in an out again.

 

[raisinboy]

Another one I forgot - the magically appearing condom. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against condoms in porn, but they almost never show them putting it on. It's always going from "Teasing asscrack with cock" to "Full-blown fucking with condom" and every time I'm like "Wait, when did this condom come into play?"