Pickup Lines?

[josh_the_hot_boy]

Have you ever used pickup lines or had them used on you? Did they work? Tell your stories.

Here's one I know:

Are you a star cause I want you to shoot for me.

Looks there's the exit wanna go out with me?

So tell your stories.

 

[hawtsean]

Have you ever used pickup lines or had them used on you? Did they work? Tell your stories.


Looks there's the exit wanna go out with me?

So tell your stories.

:rofl: good one, gonna use that the next time inna bar

 

[vdub4l]

The only pickup line that anyone has tried to use on me, personally, is "What's a good looking guy like you doing in a place like this?"

My answer is normally "Trying to avoid lines like that!"

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

The very first guy that actually picked me up in that way, did so by coming up to me as I was wandering along looking shop windows, saying one or two inconsequential things, and then asking "Coming back home for coffee?"

What made it kind of obvious is that we had both just walked out of a late night coffee house.

I have since learned that in some circles "coffee" is, or was, more or less synonymous with sex.

 

[josh_the_hot_boy]

Yup coffee means sex.

My answer is normally "Trying to avoid lines like that!"

Haha good one.

 

[prinz4ming]

I dunno... If a guy uses an over cheesy line, can be kinda a let down, but if said with the right amount of vulnerability, can make a world of difference.

One way Ive found which works (and has worked numerous times on me) is a compliment. Tall Perto Rican guy telling me he loved the colour of my Tshirt led to the best sex Ive ever had :blushing:

 

[taurus2904]

The worst one anyone ever used on me was: "Don't get many of you by the pound, huh?"

As a chubby guy that was both a turn-off and a put down. I sure as hell don't want to be chubby-chased!

 

[Squallmuzza]

My best line that worked was to take an ice cube, smash it on the bar and say 'now that I've broken the ice will you go out with me?'

HOWEVER

I did immediately turn around and say 'I'm so sorry for that, I just have no idea what to say to cute guys' and it was a pretty decent line in the end.

So I think I'd be inclined to stick with that. Something to the effect of admitting you have a bad line/no line for a complimentary reason

 

[jw4833]

I really don't get into pickup lines because I like be sincere when I meet new guys. However, when I was bartending, my co-worker used them all the time. However, there was a hot guy who would come into the club every weekend and he had such a hot body and he wore jeans like they were painted on him..and that ASS should have been insured with Allstate..lol..anyway, he would give a glance off and on whenever he would come in and so this one time, I decided to use a pickup line just to see what would happen. This is the line that I used:

"What I'm about to say may offend you and if so, let me apologize to you in advance" and when he said go on..I said " Everytime you come into the club in jeans, your ass is so perfect that they remind me of two homemade Biscuits and I would love to spread Smuckers all over them and eat until you can't take no more"...after that, the guy choked on his drink from blushing and laughing. Later on, he came towards my end of the bar and invited me to breakfast after the club close...so, it worked...lol..lol

 

[loveless92]

My best line that worked was to take an ice cube, smash it on the bar and say 'now that I've broken the ice will you go out with me?'

HOWEVER

I did immediately turn around and say 'I'm so sorry for that, I just have no idea what to say to cute guys' and it was a pretty decent line in the end.

So I think I'd be inclined to stick with that. Something to the effect of admitting you have a bad line/no line for a complimentary reason

I should try that some time, lol

 

[josh_the_hot_boy]

Here is another one.

Hey are you a beaver cause dam.

 

[jw4833]

Check this one out: (I hate to say that I used this..)

"My duty is to please that booty"...lol