The First Time - (joke)

[Jamie]

He just turned 18 and his dad was so proud of him.
A beautiful tall intelligent boy with high hopes and dreams.
One day he said to his dad: Dad, can I go out with my friends tonight? I promise I won`t stay out more than midnight!

His dad replies: No, son! You can go out but you have to come back not more than 11 PM or else we will have a big fight!

OK dad, the son respond. And he went out.
11 PM and the son doesn`t come home.
Dad awaits in the living room with the coffee cup in front of him...
Midnight... still no sign of the boy... Dad starting to be nervous.

1 AM no movement at all. NO boy, no car, no nothing. Dad becomes really nervous.
.......
4 AM sounds at the door. The boy enters in the hall. Dad really pissed off:
Where Have you been? I told you 11 PM and you`re home at 4 AM? I`m gonna beat the crap out of you! Tell me! Where have you been, what have you been doing? Are you on drugs? Are you? tell me!

Son: Dad, well... I`m sorry... I am a little shamed to tell you this but please, don`t be mad... I only got so late because... you know...tonight was the night I first had sex in my life and... you know...

Dad: OMG! This calls for a celebration! Wow, I`m so proud of you! Take a sit and I`ll bring 2 beers! Wehave to drink for this!

Son: Well dad, I accept the beer, but sitting? NO WAY!

(hope you understand it ..LOL)

 

[Khamikasi]

yeah, it was funny....

 

[Thor]

hahaha, good joke jamie maybe you should have posted it under "lets laugh" thread..lol

but who am i to say

 

[Jamie]

hahaha, good joke jamie maybe you should have posted it under "lets laugh" thread..lol

but who am i to say

Yes, but I looked into the let`s laugh thread and there were all these vids with jokes and I said: boq, let`s just create a thread and don`t ruin the videos-let`s laugh one cause my thread can be closed after a while (a few days) but that one can`t

 

[XMan101]

You can post written jokes in there by all means! There are a few between the videos, it's for anything humerous

 

[Khamikasi]

4 gay dads are golfing. After they're finished, they send one of them off to return the clubs and stuff.

The other 3 start talking about their sons.

First one says, "MY son is managing stocks. He was able to give his friend his own stock portfolio for free."

Second one says, "Yeah? My son works in real estate. He gave his friend a condo in Hawaii, free of charge."

Third one says, not wanting to be outclassed, "Well, my son just gave his friend two new cars!"

Fourth one comes back and they ask about his kid. Guy goes, "Well, my son's a stripper at a gay bar. He's doing pretty well- his last 3 boyfriends gave him a stock portfolio, a condo, and some cars."

 

[Jamie]

Hahaha!

 

[hammervice]

yeah the jokes was funny

 

[bubbleswallower]

Love the joke, and did the dad really say "OMG"...?