The Single Life on V-Day

[cruecrue]

I have alot of straight guy mates with small discriminating minds that think of me like a little brother, in their head I'm like an angel that needs protecting 24/7 because I'm not buff like they are because I can't each much and I'm inconsistent with working out. To them I'm 'little man'.

Well I had my mate over and I got bored so I started to talk about gay stuff. And I was like hey reckon you could go gay? and ofcourse hes immediately on the defensive saying fuck that no way not gonna happen. What I fail to understand is how so many people actually think their incapable of loving someone outside of their comfort zone. Soooo as it is my duty to enlighten my friends when their in the dark about something.... Later on out of the random I told him to close his eyes and I challenged him to have an open mind. (we were in the kitchen so he thought i was gonna give him something to eat) So I said count backwards from 10 in your head. (thought it was a good idea cause it usually calms people down)

And then full on kissed him and grabbed his dick. And for like maybe 3 seconds he kissed me back and then pulled back and was like wtf man. And I was like Ha! You kissed me back! And then he said Wtf is wrong with you fuckin homo. For people that know me in real life, everyone sees me as a happy cheerful laid back never takes anything seriously type guy and so when I take a serious angry tone its apparently a big deal. So I went pretty psycho at him saying Theres something wrong with me? Does god hate me? Oh how fucking tragic for you seeing as you kissed me back fucking faggot.

He looked at me as if he was saying 'FUCK' in his head and then shoved me, I fell knocking a glass onto the floor and it shattered and a piece of glass scraped my leg. I yelled fuck cause it hurt and he started stood there for a bit and then said sorry and then held out his hand to help me up. So I took his hand and pulled him and he fell on top of me. And thats when the funniest thing happened, he fell on top of me and then... I felt something pretty... HARD above my belly button... I was like "Are you.." and he just went at my face and yup

That was me bleeding on the kitchen floor making out with a guy rock hard with a boner for valentines day. His brother ended up showing up in my driveway not long after that to pick him up so he had to go and hes moving away tomorow but I guess it was one way to say goodbye

If you read it all, thanks! I wanted to tell someone but don't have anyone to tell around here ^^

 

[W!nston]

That's a great story! I loved his mouth's natural reaction and his dick's spontaneous erection.

I would not be surprised if he makes a trip back by to see you before leaving tomorrow. If not then perhaps next Valentine's day he will knock at your door with a rose between his teeth and a boner between his legs...

Thanks for sharing cruecrue,

Sniffit

 

[tonka]

A hard dick sure beats a box of cheap chocolates.
Great story!

 

[rocket123]

I have alot of straight guy mates with small discriminating minds that think of me like a little brother, in their head I'm like an angel that needs protecting 24/7 because I'm not buff like they are because I can't each much and I'm inconsistent with working out. To them I'm 'little man'.

Well I had my mate over and I got bored so I started to talk about gay stuff. And I was like hey reckon you could go gay? and ofcourse hes immediately on the defensive saying fuck that no way not gonna happen. What I fail to understand is how so many people actually think their incapable of loving someone outside of their comfort zone. Soooo as it is my duty to enlighten my friends when their in the dark about something.... Later on out of the random I told him to close his eyes and I challenged him to have an open mind. (we were in the kitchen so he thought i was gonna give him something to eat) So I said count backwards from 10 in your head. (thought it was a good idea cause it usually calms people down)

And then full on kissed him and grabbed his dick. And for like maybe 3 seconds he kissed me back and then pulled back and was like wtf man. And I was like Ha! You kissed me back! And then he said Wtf is wrong with you fuckin homo. For people that know me in real life, everyone sees me as a happy cheerful laid back never takes anything seriously type guy and so when I take a serious angry tone its apparently a big deal. So I went pretty psycho at him saying Theres something wrong with me? Does god hate me? Oh how fucking tragic for you seeing as you kissed me back fucking faggot.

He looked at me as if he was saying 'FUCK' in his head and then shoved me, I fell knocking a glass onto the floor and it shattered and a piece of glass scraped my leg. I yelled fuck cause it hurt and he started stood there for a bit and then said sorry and then held out his hand to help me up. So I took his hand and pulled him and he fell on top of me. And thats when the funniest thing happened, he fell on top of me and then... I felt something pretty... HARD above my belly button... I was like "Are you.." and he just went at my face and yup

That was me bleeding on the kitchen floor making out with a guy rock hard with a boner for valentines day. His brother ended up showing up in my driveway not long after that to pick him up so he had to go and hes moving away tomorow but I guess it was one way to say goodbye

If you read it all, thanks! I wanted to tell someone but don't have anyone to tell around here ^^

What a Hott ass story! You got hurt, but you still got what you wanted.

 

[gorgik9]

A hard dick sure beats a box of cheap chocolates.
Great story!

:agree::agree::agree:

 

[anarren]

Funny - I had basically the opposite. Was out with friends, and this dude comes over and starts heavy flirting with me (we're not in a gay bar, but this is DC so there's hardly any difference ;-) ), and we end up going back to his place. Naked and making out, he suddenly is like 'wait I'm straight' and so no sex. Everybody in that bar knew he was gay. Ugh.