Time For A New Screen Name

[hammervice]

Well I been Thinking just maybe it is time for a new screen name here hammervice just maybe a lil played out,but the hard part is what would i use as a new name??????

maybe-" Dougie Douglas
My middle name is douglas


What Do you guys think?

 

[slimjim]

Yeah.. I like DougieDouglas.

I was thinking that with your medical history you could be PornyBoi...geddit:rofl:

.. even better if you happened to be a member of the Pawnee Native American tribe too

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

I would change your name only if you have already got one in mind that says "you" more than your current one does.

Your screen name should not be something you change the way you think "Which T-shirt shall I wear today?" I visit some sites where people change their names on a whim, and they forget that other people on the site build up a kind of virtual relationship with the other's name, you feel as though you know them a little even if only in the limited sense of what happens on the site.

 

[ritsuka]

You could try Bosie Douglas, the name of Oscar Wilde's gorgeous young lover.

 

[hammervice]

I would change your name only if you have already got one in mind that says "you" more than your current one does.

Your screen name should not be something you change the way you think "Which T-shirt shall I wear today?" I visit some sites where people change their names on a whim, and they forget that other people on the site build up a kind of virtual relationship with the other's name, you feel as though you know them a little even if only in the limited sense of what happens on the site.

wow that was deep, and very true...

I thought of dougie douglas well my middle name is douglas
and b/c of that hip hop thing doing the Dougie...
P


I don`t think i will change me name but I could use some thing new
the hammer vice is a lame but cute child hood nickname.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Further to guys changing their nicknames:

On one chat site I was sent a private message by someone who said "Hey, remember me?" and said some of the things we talked about. He was deeply offended that I had no recollection of him.

It turned out that (a) he was using a different nickname; (b) he is now in Singapore, whereas last time he was in India; (c) our last previous contact was about five years ago. I also remembered that the reason I lost interest in him earlier was because he said he liked older men, which was nice, except that all he seemed to want to talk about was our age difference and issues relating to my age. Given the number of guys I've chatted to since that time, many of whom have been much more interesting and compatible, I am not surprised I had forgotten him.

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My own "JeansGuy" nickname was the first thing that popped into my head when I discovered a gay chat site and needed a handle. I subsequently changed the 'J' to lowercase, because some smartarse said it looked as though I had a girlfriend called Jean. the "Oz" was added when I discovered another jeansGuy on a site I joined, so I had to modify my nickname.

 

[slimjim]

Yep... I agree with the others Shaun... my suggestion was a jokish lighthearted one.. Lexus is a solid brand-name which is why they never considered altering it to BoringButExpensive JapaneseCar... Hammervice is a solid brand-name - change it at your peril:no::no::no::butslap::butslap::butslap:

 

[hammervice]

Would Apple or Microsoft change their name? You've established a brand. Change it if it's not working for you or attracting the wrong kind of attention. If you do change it, make it something easy to search for. Hammervice doesn't return a lot of other crap.

I'll miss the name if it goes. It's sorta sexy in some unexplainable way.

You R so rite!!!!!!!!!!!! , I still like the Dougie Douglas name i`m so use to hammer vice I would just sign it as my name in pm`s anyway... So I will have to keep it ........ 4 now?



["Hammervice doesn't return a lot of other crap" That Touch My Hart]

 

[hammervice]

["Hammervice doesn't return a lot of other crap" That Touch My Hart]


Yeah, my guy tells me I shouldn't be so sentimental, that I might embarrass him in public. Right.

You're too funny, DougieD.



Seriously though. How many clips have you posted over the past (what?) 3 years here and in your blogs. And how many guys have watched each of those clips? And what percentage of the viewings had what you might a call a successful "outcome"? Multiply that by the number of individual sperm in a typical emission (wiki says about 40 million (yes, I looked it up)). So how many individual sperm have died a premature and unfruitful death as a direct result of all the hot clips you've posted for us?

And what if each of those sperm had instead accomplished what they all were meant to do and procreated. How many people (twinks and twinkettes) would have resulted? More than enough to fill our one world? Without a doubt. So how many worlds? But instead, we have Hammervice, destroyer of worlds. ha

omg that was to funny :thumbs up::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

(from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life")

 

[slimjim]