What are some of the most embarrassing situations you've been in?

[Minos]

Only last weekend i went over a friend`s place for a dinner party and we ended up sharing some funny stories of embarrassing we had been in...i seemed to be the one who was involved in more situations than anybody else....


...so here`s the first one:

well, last summer i was single and decided to look for some fun. so i pulled out my grindr to check who was around. i bumped into this twink-ish guy (not really my type, but given the cirstances...), as tall as i am (6`2), blonde, white.....and 9 thick inches of pure Caucasian meat. we hit it off and decided to hook up. However we were both willing to try something unusual....after all it was a very sunny hot Saturday afternoon in july.
He`d be the host, so we decided to do a "knock `n` fuck" thing. By that i mean that he`d be ready and hard by the time i knocked on his door and i`d be too (completely naked and hard....even though i would be still outside the house).

So i took a long shower, got ready and headed down to his place. On my way there i got a text message from him telling me that he lived in the basement of a small apartment bldg, so i should head to the rear of the bldg. He also told that i should strip naked outside and fold my clothes and leave them by some trees near the entrance of his place.....as for him, he`d be naked and fully hard and stroking his cock, so the first thing i`d see once stepped in was him touching himself.....i immediately got rock hard on the cab.

Once i made it to his place, a three-story building linked to a wine store by a huge parking lot, i go around just to get naked and head to his basement apartment. However something didnt feel quite right. There was a muffled weird sound coming from one of the buildings around....something that sounded like an alarm. I was so horny and looking forward to what was to come that i didnt bother. So i got fully naked, cock was hard as hell, laid my clothes next to a tree nearby Once i reach the back of the building, which is wide open, i was caught by a group of men delivering stuff to the wine shop! I froze! Didnt know whether to run back for my clothes or rush downstairs to the guy`s basement....I decided to go with the second choice!

I was slamming his door and he wouldnt appear at all within the next 2 minutes! The situation behind me got so much worse because the delivers had spread the word that there was a naked dude with a hardon trying to get to the basement downstairs, meaning that not only some of the costumers from the wine shop come over to peep but also some folks from a building behind. Later on i found out that the muffled alarm-like sound i hard heard was actually that building fire alarm that had gone off, so all the residents had to leave the building and wait outside while the firemen were doing their job.

I might have been seen by 50 different people that day.

My hookup finally shows up and open the doors for me....he took a little while because he got a call from his sister, who wanted to drop by his place around that time and he had to come out with an excuse.

Well, after the whole thing we did have a good time but i think that never again i`d such thing, i had enough of exhibition that day!

please folks, feel free to share your stories too!

cheers!!!!

 

[jw4833]

There has been a lot of embarrassing moments in my life...too many to mention here...but I will share one: This situation took place one summer when the city had a complete blackout one night. Needless to say, this time..it happened while at the gay club that I was employed. Anyway...there was this little, cute petite guy who could not have been much taller than 5'5" and he made it very clear since our introduction that he wanted me to F**k him...his words...not mine. Although, there were several incidents that we came close to having sex...but for some reason, every time ....there were interruptions a couple times and being that he was also a bartender at another local gay club and whenever I agreed to make it happen...he would get so excited that he would rush through his closing rituals in order to get me to his place and therefore, he would have to get dressed to take the keys and set the pass codes for the closing of the club.

However, this one particular time...he was somewhat upset at me because after those several incidents...I never pursued him the way he would had hoped that I would or the times that he did approach me...I was busy with something else. Therefore, minutes before the blackout...he eventually started talking to me again and things began to get pretty heated between us. In fact...so heated that he was ready to get naked right there in the patio area behind the club and did not care about being watched. However, a mutual acquaintance of the both of us had approached us about having a shot with him. Therefore, we went inside to do so. All of a sudden...everything went totally black and with all the talking and noise from the patrons in the club...this guy had gotten completely naked and was reaching for my hand to place it on his hard dick. This is how I found out that he was naked. Right there...we got into it. This guy pulled my jeans down to my knees and while kissing me deeply, he straddled me and wrap his legs around my waist. He began to talk really dirty while doing a lot of moaning especially when my hands gripped and spread his ass cheeks. Yet..the noise of the crowd drowned all of his noises out. He then jumped down and fell to his knees and began to suck my dick. All of sudden, the power came back on and BINGO!!!!! We were caught in the act and exposed for everyone to see. The crowd went into a really loud uproar with wolf calls, whistles and cheers. This guy was completely naked and once we got caught...he jumped into my arms and placed my arms and hands over his ass to cover him....lol...lol..He also covered me because my jeans were still around my knees but I did reach around to pull them up some to some degree. Right then...I picked him up and ran out the back door of the club which was a few inches away from where we were to escape. Both of us were so embarrassed that our faces were red from blushing. All of a sudden...we started laughing and he got dressed and I finished pulling up my jeans and fix my clothes. We went back into the club and received a big spotlight right on us as well as loud applause which embarrassed me even more. A couple of the bartenders that I worked with were stationed that night and they were shocked because I had the reputation of being pretty reserved and mild mannered. After that...I was named The Freak Bartender....haha...anyway...I felt it was embarrassing and I never forgot that moment. Even still...from time to time...I run into the little guy and the incident is the first thing that he brings up every single time.

 

[Minos]

^^ nice story! did you guys have the chance to finish your business?

 

[jw4833]

^^ nice story! did you guys have the chance to finish your business?

Actually...we did and it was so great that we spent a whole weekend together butt naked sex...