what do you scratch your back with?

[Thor]

what do you scratch your back with?

man, I get some itches that I cant get at, but i have a back scratcher that i bought at the dollar store and its cool

wish I had a bf to scratch it all for me....lol

 

[ashyboi5000]

my hands, i seem to be able to scratch my back no matter where i get an itch.

 

[Sir]

What Dr.Knowitall scratches his back with:

My penis.I swing it around & just kind of slap my back with it.This really doesn't do anything for the back itch,but it makes my penis feel good & takes my mind off my back.

 

[explrrrs]

I bought a back scratcher years ago, and I thought, wow it's going to be so useful. WRONG. It was so not useful or helpful. I try not to scratch, but when I'm alone I love using a really big towel. Weird huh?

 

[bill_008]

My hand is flexible enough to scratch any part of my body.

 

[goejavin]

WOW..thats truly impressive Sir and what a great way to kill 2 birds with one stone!!! Tried the backscratcher route but its never there when I need it...so its either my hand or a doorjam.