what in your stupidity can help us?

[etilit]

?? is it possable for us to help? i still wonder

 

[garth33]

I was riding around with a bunch of hs friends and we just got some fireworks. My friend Kelly lit a string of firecrackers and threw them out the car window....except he forgot to roll down the window so they bounced back in our laps. Caused a general freak out, burnt jeans and finger burns....I learned...ALWAYS make sure the window is rolled down BEFORE you throw explosives! And it has served well to this very day:thumbs up:

peace my brothers,
g33

 

[Sinnerr]

to Etilit: What in your geniality Can help us?

 

[slimjim]

our dusty pity?

 

[etilit]

to Etilit: What in your geniality Can help us?

i dont know but id love to find outC:C lol

 

[BigBenni]

Stupidity can help because mostly you never do again what you did

In case what garth33 wrote it was unfortunately a very painful way to find out.

 

[Tjerk12]

Stupidity can help because mostly you never do again what you did

In our (Dutch) language a donkey has become the symbol for stupidity. And that is strange, because there is an old saying:
"in het gemeen stoot een ezel zich geen twee keer aan dezelfde steen"
(in common a donkey does not bump twice against the same stone)
What actually means that a donkey is a clever animal, because he will not make the same mistake twice.
Language can be very confusing.

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

In our (Dutch) language a donkey has become the symbol for stupidity. And that is strange, because there is an old saying:
"in het gemeen stoot een ezel zich geen twee keer aan dezelfde steen"
(in common a donkey does not bump twice against the same stone)
What actually means that a donkey is a clever animal, because he will not make the same mistake twice.
Language can be very confusing.

Well don't you remember in the bible at first there was a talking snake from the very believable story of Adam's Apple and Eve Ning. Now if you move forward there's that story of Balaam from Numbers 22-24 where he bargain with god regarding the fate of Israel on the reign of the King Balak from the Philistines who promised a huge reward for anyone to curse Israel.

Of course god wasn't pleased with it even though Balaam tried to convince god that the reward could bring a lot of advantage (still don't understand what a deity need gold for LOL). Now that's when it become interesting, while on is way to offer its services to King Balak, mounted on his donkey, the donkey started reacting bizarrely and Balaam got mad and started beating up the donkey savagely but he stopped abruptly because guess what? The donkey started Talking asking why he was beating him so hard.

Yep at the beginning we had a talking snake and at the end a chatty ass :rofl::rofl::rofl:.

To finish this in beauty, after the donkey stopped talking, and I'm certain it lasted hours, Balaam was able to see angels, and that's what decided him not to curse Israel... What a beautiful realistic story.

Who said donkeys are stupid, according to the book followed by millions of people, Donkeys can speak, not too dumbass i'd say LOL

 

[Whisper]

Yep at the beginning we had a talking snake and at the end a chatty ass :rofl::rofl::rofl:.

To finish this in beauty, after the donkey stopped talking, and I'm certain it lasted hours, Balaam was able to see angels, and that's what decided him not to curse Israel... What a beautiful realistic story.

Who said donkeys are stupid, according to the book followed by millions of people, Donkeys can speak, not too dumbass i'd say LOL

Note to self: "Never ever drink anything while reading Jake's posts"

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Note to self: "Never ever drink anything while reading Jake's posts"

You and Alex will never learn :rofl: when he read few minutes after I posted he laugh, cough, choked and threw up on the bed... X_X oh that boy sometime. At least is not continuing to be sick, i'd kill him

 

[Whisper]

You and Alex will never learn :rofl: when he read few minutes after I posted he laugh, cough, choked and threw up on the bed... X_X oh that boy sometime. At least is not continuing to be sick, i'd kill him

Maybe it is a blond thing :thinking:

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Maybe it is a blond thing :thinking:

Yeaaah you're right but he had brown hair before (dyed them of course), but I guess there was still some blondy left because his pubic hair a golden blond (very cute by the way) and no ass hair, he's a bottom and doesn't like hair contact in this area... perhaps was he crossed with a donkey? He like ass and he acts like an ass sometime :rofl::rofl::rofl: and yes he can speak too, but sorry I don't see angels after he spoke to me... he looks like an angel when he shuts up :rofl:

 

[Whisper]

Yeaaah you're right but he had brown hair before (dyed them of course), but I guess there was still some blondy left because his pubic hair a golden blond (very cute by the way) and no ass hair, he's a bottom and doesn't like hair contact in this area... perhaps was he crossed with a donkey? He like ass and he acts like an ass sometime :rofl::rofl::rofl: and yes he can speak too, but sorry I don't see angels after he spoke to me... he looks like an angel when he shuts up :rofl:

Well, Alex and I are both real blonds... "Blondiness" never leaves us :rofl:

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

Yeaaah you're right but he had brown hair before (dyed them of course), but I guess there was still some blondy left because his pubic hair a golden blond (very cute by the way) and no ass hair, he's a bottom and doesn't like hair contact in this area... perhaps was he crossed with a donkey? He like ass and he acts like an ass sometime :rofl::rofl::rofl: and yes he can speak too, but sorry I don't see angels after he spoke to me... he looks like an angel when he shuts up :rofl:

From Alex

:angry:You forced me to dye them back you skinny fuck, I was fine being a brunette. Jakey if I'm an ass, you're a dickhead; you're long a fat dickhead when you sleep, talk, write, eat even when you do nothing you're a dickhead, so if I'm an ass how about you take you dickhead self and correct me like in your story? :butslap:.
Your ass of a husband who love his dickhead, Alex :heart:

p.s: Sorry for throwing up on the bed... I can't promise I won't do it again, stop making me laugh when I'm drinking or having something in my mouth you dickhead, you know what happens you did it before and while I was blowing you off and it slip right in my uvula (did not throw up but fuck it was close). I'm starting to think you love me vulnerable:blushing:. In fact I know you do :thinking:

 

[SimplyJakeAndAlex]

From Alex

:angry:You forced me to dye them back you skinny fuck, I was fine being a brunette. Jakey if I'm an ass, you're a dickhead; you're long a fat dickhead when you sleep, talk, write, eat even when you do nothing you're a dickhead, so if I'm an ass how about you take you dickhead self and correct me like in your story? :butslap:.
Your ass of a husband who love his dickhead, Alex :heart:

p.s: Sorry for throwing up on the bed... I can't promise I won't do it again, stop making me laugh when I'm drinking or having something in my mouth you dickhead, you know what happens you did it before and while I was blowing you off and it slip right in my uvula (did not throw up but fuck it was close). I'm starting to think you love me vulnerable:blushing:. In fact I know you do :thinking:

To all who have read what Alex wrote above in red, just know that he has a secret language which I have baptized "Alexanderese" he use those metaphoric and twisted phrasal structures when he wants sex and there'S kids or guests around. All this crap above means one thing I WANNA YOU TO FUCK ME, it has nothing with him being sick or being a brunette. Vulnerable in this context means "bottom". I love him he's very clever when he wants... But he's still a little blondy ass wipe :rofl::rofl::rofl:

So yeah baby I'll fuck you if that's what you ask...like I ever said no