What Nasty Things Have You Done Lately.

[.Lord-Vader.]

For me it was when i was talking to a friend & being typically me i kept rattling on about how much stuff i own & how comfortable i am in life.

Whilst at the same time unintentionally putting my friend down.

Will.

 

[thedivaprincess]

I went shopping with one of my closest friends today (see: Faghag). Anyway, we ran into her ex-boyfriend and my former best friend who are now dating. Needless to say the fireworks were rather interesting. But we came out on top. Making a scene by shouting your former best friend's dirty laundry at the top of your lungs in the middle of her local shopping centre. Awkward. Nasty. But still very enjoyable.

(Note: I'm not needlessly nasty, but when your best friend decides to be "done with you" after 13 years of being so close simply because she got her first boyfriend... Well, that kind of pisses me off).

 

[XMan101]

This thread never got going - might be interesting

I haven't done anything nasty I don't think, except tell a lady friend at work how hot her daughter is She takes it in great humour, but she tells her everything!! And she works in the same building!

She knows I'm an old perv LOL

 

[bloop2]

lol thats not really Nasty mike.. Uhm... is getting hand from an exboyfriend in a movie theatres bad?

 

[XMan101]

Not at all - sounds quite appealing actually

 

[XMan101]

Reminds me of a friend who was doing that to me while I was driving on the motorway (freeway) a few years ago! Damn, that was a "hard" drive home LOL

 

[bloop2]

... I've always been interested in doing that.. but im always scared of getting into a car crash if the guy gets all like moany and orgasmic lol :S

 

[slimjim]

lol thats not really Nasty mike.. Uhm... is getting hand from an exboyfriend in a movie theatres bad?

It depends ..if its a crucial part of the movie you may spoil it for the others in the audience by shouting:







" Oh christ ..I'm fucking coming!! "

 

[intensepump]

well...over the years...I've had sex in more than one bathroom....at porn shops, bath houses, pools, parks, rest stops....but then last night the first time in kind of a strange place....

I got sucked off in the bathroom of a Chinese buffet. Funny thing...I saw the guy about an hour later at the mall....and he asked me to go at it again...he was already hungry again...

guess its true what they say about eating Chinese)

 

[sweetuttsada]

well, it happened Last night.:x
I forgot that my towel is upstairs.
there is no tissue around.
so I swipe my to my roommate's towel.
im a bad boy, arent I?
LOL

 

[slimjim]

Not really "nasty" but following a heated discussion at work I sent this to a colleague to, hopefully,make my point:

 

[marcusl1]

Sprayed the pristinely trimmed green hedge of the Chairman of the housing association after dark with lots of ROUND UP. And wrote FUCK YOU with Roundup on their frontlawn. In about 2-3 weeks the whole neighborhood can enjoy the results! We are many that are really tired of that busybody ...

 

[slimjim]

You really don't like him do you?

 

[marcusl1]

You really don't like him do you?

NOPE! At least I have not poured a few pounds of sugar into the gas tank of his new car - YET! I sort of count on some of my other neighbours to do that! They have had it too with him X(

Gosh his tall green trimmed hedges are going to look ugly when they slowly die during the next weeks as the very concentrated Roundup herbicide does it's job ... Nasty indeed! Cant wait to see the writing on his front lawn ...

 

[brmstn69]

Well, this isn't something I've done recently, but...

Several years ago we had a blizzard that dumped about 2ft. of snow on us and the house I owned at the time didn't have a drive way so I had to park on the street out front. I spent two hours in sub-zero cold shoveling out my car and clearing my parking space before I had to go in and do a 10hr. shift at work. When I got home around mid-night, I found that the asshole neighbor next door had parked in the spot I'd cleared earlier. Now because no one on our street had a driveway and we all parked on the street, we all had an unspoken agreement to not park in front of a neighbors house, that spot was reserved for those that lived there. Rather than shovel out another spot to park, I left my car in a nearby business parking lot and walked home.

But before I even went into the house, I went to the garden shed and got out the hose and a sprinkler attachment, aimed it at the neighbors car and set it on a fine mist, and left it on overnight....

The next day as I set out on the walk to retrieve my car, I made sure to give a polite wave to my neighbor as he chiseled away at the 10 inches of ice encasing his car...

 

[slimjim]

Well ....Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold!

 

[XMan101]

Oh I like that Brmstn LOL And a dish couldn't be colder

 

[intensepump]

brmstn...so evil..so awesome..i love it!!

 

[Butt Boi]

I went shopping with one of my closest friends today (see: Faghag). Anyway, we ran into her ex-boyfriend and my former best friend who are now dating. Needless to say the fireworks were rather interesting. But we came out on top. Making a scene by shouting your former best friend's dirty laundry at the top of your lungs in the middle of her local shopping centre. Awkward. Nasty. But still very enjoyable.

(Note: I'm not needlessly nasty, but when your best friend decides to be "done with you" after 13 years of being so close simply because she got her first boyfriend... Well, that kind of pisses me off).

Sounds like me and my girls! I was friends with my former best friend for about 7 years. Half way through high school we got another best friend and all three of us hung out like crazy nearly every night. Then one day comes around and he thinks she and I aren't good enough and he decides to hang with new "friends" that are so much more cooler since they are into the drug scene and we weren't. Oh well, we said.

A year went by and my other best friend and I stopped talking, and my first best friend and I got back in touch, but it was never the same. He talked trash about me to everyone and I took it for about two years. Then my other former best friend and I get back in touch a few months ago... and boom, he is all pissed because I wouldn't tell her what he wanted me to tell her. I told him I got her back in my life and I wasn't willing to do anything to force her to leave again and he got all pissy at both of us... and well, we are now down a friend yet again. But we said too bad for him. When he comes crawling back, we won't be opening the door anymore.

Did ya get all that? LOL.

 

[garth33]

Well, this isn't something I've done recently, but...

Several years ago we had a blizzard that dumped about 2ft. of snow on us and the house I owned at the time didn't have a drive way so I had to park on the street out front. I spent two hours in sub-zero cold shoveling out my car and clearing my parking space before I had to go in and do a 10hr. shift at work. When I got home around mid-night, I found that the asshole neighbor next door had parked in the spot I'd cleared earlier. Now because no one on our street had a driveway and we all parked on the street, we all had an unspoken agreement to not park in front of a neighbors house, that spot was reserved for those that lived there. Rather than shovel out another spot to park, I left my car in a nearby business parking lot and walked home.

But before I even went into the house, I went to the garden shed and got out the hose and a sprinkler attachment, aimed it at the neighbors car and set it on a fine mist, and left it on overnight....

The next day as I set out on the walk to retrieve my car, I made sure to give a polite wave to my neighbor as he chiseled away at the 10 inches of ice encasing his car...

this might be the GREATEST REVENGE EVER!!!!:devil::devil::devil:

awesome!

peace...g