what should god ask you to enter heaven?

[BugsyB]

what should god ask you to enter heaven?

i think its time to tell god what he/her/it should do hahaha

anyway, i want to be asked: why???

 

[Irishman25]

he'll prob ask me "i hope u brought ur massive porn collection, did u?" lol lol

 

[Tjerk12]

I think it would be nice if God would ask me: "dear Tjerk, where do you want to go, Straight Heaven, or Gay Heaven?" I do not give away my answer to you boys, that's private matter.

 

[BugsyB]

I think it would be nice if God would ask me: "dear Tjerk, where do you want to go, Straight Heaven, or Gay Heaven?" I do not give away my answer to you boys, that's private matter.

hmmm, i think i can figure out the answer babe lol

 

[Tom]

Would you like to play with your dogs you had in your life?

 

[catman1]

He'd probably ask me - "what the hell were you thinking?!"

 

[Oege]

He ask me: "What the Hell you do here? It is not your time yet! Go back and live 25 years more..."

 

[tonka]

"Have you tried to be kind"? Mostly, but not always.

Sorry not to be funny, but it's actually a really interesting question.

 

[SophieSweets]

"Did you question me?"
If not... I fell you don't deserve it...
(Total Atheist by the way)

 

[brmstn69]

Is that gun loaded?

 

[ritsuka]

Housing is a human right, no imaginary feudalistic s has the right to turn someone away.

 

[Rebel7]

Any trouble?

 

[huggy]

"Are you a top or bottom?"

 

[intowner]

"Wazzap?!"

 

[Arctictwin]

He would ask me, "If you don't think you belong here, why should I?"

 

[cacc]

"Who are the patriots?"

 

[lunita]

"Got any gum?"

 

[Fitz]

How did I do? (I'd like to think <insert relevant deity> is just as nervous about how they did as anyone else)

 

[pinklee1]

"yes I did"

GOD SAID- Did you take good care of all the 25,629 hard erect penis I sent you in your lifetime. Did the owners all leave with a smile on their face?:devil:

 

[brokensaph]

"What's the password?"