Two questions:
1) A vac

cleaner, is it a he or a she? If I fuck it, will the result be a straight fuck or a gay fuck

That must be a very important question, mustn't it?
2) And an even more important question: Is the vac

cleaner an adult? Can he/she/it give it's consent to get fucked? We're not dealing in sex with minors, are we X_X:devil: