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A selfie a day keeps the doctor away

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You think a selfie a day is gonna keep ME away? Guess again. They don't call me Doc Nosferatu for nothing and I don't need an invite to bite your pecker, or enter your home, well if you're hot, anyway. So, keep on the lookout and trrrry to khev aaa niiiice Kreesmas eeefe enyvayze!

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haiducii said:
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Contrary to what the thread states, there seems to be some unusually large growth under those briefs and I'd be committing medical malpractice, if I didn't pay you a visit to see if there is some kind of malignant growth down there. You haven't been taking penile growth hormones, have you? You know, just like anabolic steroid, it can cause testicular cancer and penile aggressive disorder. There's only one thing to do in those circumstances: suck out all of those aggressive causing substances with vigor and ASAP. Even though it's no longer standard practice, I still make housecalls.
 
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