A small Ferrari joke

[Jamie]

Mr Rich guy buys himself a nice Ferrari, the last model.
He goes out to test it. Exits to the highway, starts pushing the pedal...100 Km/H in a few secs, 150 Km/h, 200 km/h, he drives and he drives, 300 km/h , he`s impressed, 350 Km/h ...he`s very impressed!
After a few more Km he sees a sign: "Reduce Speed : 300"
Hmm...he looks at the sign while driving, and he decides to reduce speed @ 300 Km/h
After a few more Kms another sign: "Reduce Speed 250"
He reduces speed @ 200 Km/h

After a few more Kms, another sign: "Reduce Speed 180"
He reduces again the speed, pissed off that he can`t use his Ferrari at full speed.
After a few more Kms, another sign: "Reduce Speed 120"
He reduces speed but he noticed the other speeders were driving with the same speed without reducing it. Afraid of a fine or something, he decided to keep it @ 120 Km/h.
After a few more Kms, another sign: "Reduce Speed 80"
What the hell, he thinks? The other drivers were still driving fast. Don`t they fear the fines? He reduced speed at 80 Km/h

After a few more miles, another sign: "Reduce Speed 40"
Now, what the hell? He thought. What the hell is with this speed restriction?
He reduced speed at 40 Km/h while the other cars were flying on the highway. Afraid of a big fine he decided to keep it at 40 Km/h

After a few more Km another sign: "Reduce Speed 5"

Shit, WTF! This is unbelivable! 5 Km/h? Are they nuts? Afraid of a fine he reduced speed at 5 Km/h

After a few goos minutes, maybe an hour or so another sign:

"Welcome to Reduce Speed. Population: 5000"

And if it`s an old one, I`m sorry

 

[Squallmuzza]

Oh god that was terrible! I SO didn't see it coming though XD

 

[Jamie]

Oh god that was terrible! I SO didn't see it coming though XD

terrible as in horrible huh? I know! I know horrible jokes!
/me goes in the corner and cries

Just K.

 

[Squallmuzza]

Haha Sometimes I like a good groan-worthy joke!

2 guys walked into a bar, the 3rd guy ducks. That sort of thing haha

 

[Jamie]

) A fly inside a horse`s mouth. Trying to get out, the horse left

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I never heard the Ferrar-one... it's good

And I don't understand the fly and the horse thing...

 

[Jamie]

because it`s a non salted joke...a dry joke...a joke made so you can laugh by its stupidity LOL!

Like these ones:

Three mosquitoes were flying around. One stayed behind. The second turned back and asks what happened. The first one answers: oh, nothing, a fly got into my eye...

Or :

A guy at a jokes show. The hall is crowded. The show starts, a guy on stage on the mic:
- Axe!
HAHAHA! All people dying of laughter except for our guy
He turnes to the guy in his right and asks:
- Excuse me but why are you laughing? What`s so funny about a guy coming on stage and saying axe?
The guy answers:
- Ah, it`s the same thing.

)

 

[XMan101]

Humour doesn't always travel

I know mine doesn't