A small psychologic test

[Jamie]

I`m gonna leave it like I found it [My first thought was to change it a bit but it`s not OK]

A young woman is at her mother`s funeral. At the funeral she sees this gorgeous looking guy. She fells in love almost instantly. She can`t take his eyes off this beautiful man with beautiful and gentle eyes. When the funeral is over , the young woman searches the guy to talk to him or ask for his phone number. The man is gone, disappeared.Nobody knew who the man was.
Very sad, the young woman went home and cried for days.
After about a week, the young woman killed her sister.

Question: Why did the young woman killed her sister?

Hopefully no one will answer this correct

 

[greekhot]

So that she can meet the guy again...i guess...

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

She hopes that the man will be at her sister's funeral too.

This one's old Jamie.

 

[Jamie]

So ....OMG! This test was made by some known psichologist ....and aparently the ones who think about what you both said are natural born killers (or murderers)...) They have the murder in their blood LOL! But I think it`s shitty! When I first read it I thought that she killed her sister because her sis was dating the guy ) and the woman found out...
I did this other test about my personality and the result was: 99% romantic HAHAHA!
And duhhh! Those qs were like: do you wear aftershave? Do you buy flowers to the one u love? Do you listen with pleasure a song that reminds you of ur loved one? Duhhh! Who wouldn`t? LOL

 

[greekhot]

Yeah...I am a serial killer...sure..lolololol!!!!hahahahahahah!!!

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I'm a call-center-agent and this thing was in every communication-training I had to pass...

 

[Jamie]

I'm a call-center-agent and this thing was in every communication-training I had to pass...

Oh LOL! And what, you answered the correct one and they said: oh, you`re a born serial killer! Welcome to the team! The job is yours!??

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

no, it's used as a test for logical thinking

 

[Jamie]

OK.....here`s another one.
A captain of a ship returns home after 1 year on a deserted island with his crew after an accident on the sea.
After a week or so he goes to a nice restaurant and asks for a portion of seagull soup.
The waiter brings the soup, the captain tastes it, stands up, goes to the waiter, asks him something and after he receives the answer he goes outside and shoots his brains out.
Why did the captain kill himself?

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

This seagull soup didn't taste like the one they served on the island, so he was sure that he ate human soup there

 

[Jamie]

CTFU! What are you? A psych? LOL! I`m done playing with you! just kidding

Answer this one and I will admit in front of everyone you`re the most intelligent person on the planet

A boy and a girl go deep into woods. When they`re far enough from people`s eyes, they dig a small hole in the ground, do something and leave.
Why did they dig the hole?
Hints: the hole is small not a huge hole!

 

[greekhot]

One of them did feces!!

 

[Jamie]

LOL! What`s feces? You mean one of them had to shit? LOL! Then the answer is NO!

 

[greekhot]

Yes but i referred to it more elegantly!!

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

sorry, I don't know this one

 

[Jamie]

Hoooraaayyyy!

Hint no.2 and the last one: they had sex in the woods

 

[greekhot]

Either the boy fucked the hole or he med in it...

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

the taller one of them stood in the hole when they fucked

 

[Jamie]

) why wuld the boy fuck the hole if he was with his GF next to him? And they went there especially to do that!

 

[Jamie]

nope...OK let`s say aproximately...the hole was 30 cm X 20 cm and about 10-15 cm deep .
OK?