A Very Useful Test.

[raisinboy]

HOW LONG COULD YOU SURVIVE CHAINED TO A BUNK BED WITH A VELOCIRAPTOR?


The Ground Rules

* Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
* The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
* The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
* You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk


http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/


Me: 1 minute, 6 seconds

Now it's your turn!

 

[shamammashouse]

1 minute 35 seconds but I'd die anyway so...yea....

 

[bloop2]

ROFL!! .. i would only survive for 32 seconds.. how lame was that? I knew i wasn't very good at surviving if i was put in danger

 

[dinaraukar]

1 minute 22 seconds. Second best, so far, haha...

 

[intensepump]

1 minute, 28 seconds

 

[garth33]

60 seconds...wah WAHHH!!:-(

 

[Bo.]

Congratulations! You could survive for 41 seconds!

 

[Shonen]

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds!

 

[brmstn69]

1 min. 38 sec...

 

[raisinboy]

1 min. 38 sec...

You only got help from your cat shooting at the raptor, am I right?

 

[brmstn69]

You only got help from your cat shooting at the raptor, am I right?

Well, I was a Marine and I am trained at hand to hand (or in this case claw) combat...

 

[raisinboy]

Okay, that explains a lot. Now I'm wondering how I survived for more than a minute without any combat or wrestling experience.

 

[goejavin]

yikes....46 seconds...what a cool test!!!

 

[XMan101]

57 Seconds!!

 

[slimjim]

1 min. 25 secs -- but ending up as a snack the same as everybody else!! The result will always be : Raptor 1 Human 0

 

[raisinboy]

Well, of course. No one can beat a raptor empty-handed. Those Jurassic Park movies all lied.

 

[slimjim]

MOVIES...You mean they weren't David Attenborough doentaries!!!!!

 

[raisinboy]

I so wanna see Attenborough fight a raptor now...

 

[brmstn69]

there is one way to escape this situation, You can't break the tethers, but by offering up the attached limb (the arm or leg that's attached to the bed) to the Raptor first thing, you may get away with only loosing a limb...

 

[slimjim]

I guess the Raptor would consider the arm as a starter