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WAIT! Let me explain!

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haiducii said:
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This is a dog raised by Kevin Costner (yeah, I know, you don't believe it, but it's the so-called Truth) and he (the dog, not Costner) is howling because he's longing to DANCE with the wolfs. This also means the dog is a relative to our great song-and-dance man haiducii, and his (the dog, not haiducii) real message is: -C'mon pal let's hit the disco dance floor!

That's what the dog is saying...
 
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gorgik9 said:
This is a dog raised by Kevin Costner (yeah, I know, you don't believe it, but it's the so-called Truth) and he (the dog, not Costner) is howling because he's longing to DANCE with the wolfs. This also means the dog is a relative to our great song-and-dance man haiducii, and his (the dog, not haiducii) real message is: -C'mon pal let's hit the disco dance floor!

That's what the dog is saying...
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Gorgik you are a real dog whisperer! And your comment again here is a masterpiece! :rofl::thumbs up:p:p
 
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Shelter said:
Gorgik you are a real dog whisperer! And your comment again here is a masterpiece! :rofl::thumbs up:p:p
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I wonder if the dog in haiducii's clip isn't the cousin of Shelter's dogpal? I'm pretty sure he (Shelter's dog, not Shelter) want's to follow his cousin to the disco...:)
 
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pointguy36 said:
Haiduci, I feel your pain!

I have a northern cardinal trumpeting his territorial call right outside my freaking window at 4:45 AM every morning for the past two weeks. His call is so shrill that it sounds like a car alarm. I can hear the damn thing even if I close my windows!!! I have gone so far as to download the call of a hawk to broadcast outside to scare his feathered-ass away. . .but don't think I have the heart to use it! But seriously, 4;45 AM - come on!
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I sympathise too. Not sure how loud a cardinal is but I once lived where there were peacocks....

 
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You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals...

...so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel :p

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Is that horse dead? Honey, call the police.

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haiducii said:
...so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel :p

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What I didn't know about porn production is that they seem to have hundreds of photographers working in a single production...blayme, I really know that, did you :eek::?:thinking:
 
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Can You Find The Sword In This Picture?

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