Animal Jokes

[gorgik9]

If it is the wolf then I think we can guess where the 3 little pigs are.....

Yes of course - it must be assistant Wolf ! Want proof? We don't see the 3 little piggies in the pic, do we?

We don't need to wonder why...

 

[slimjim]

Not from the usual studio :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[haiducii]

Help!

 

[haiducii]

Close up!

 

[slimjim]

:thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[DBOL777]

the origin of the term Kangaroo

 

[gorgik9]

What? The Aborigines couldn't understand English? That's really akward, isn't it?

rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl

 

[slimjim]

Well although not animal related this links to the above:

Swansea Council (in Wales) sent an email to its in-house translations service to have a road sign - 'No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only' - translated into Welsh as all signs are bi-lingual, English & Welsh. The only problem was that the Welsh translator wasn't in at the time and an automated email response was sent to council officials. They received the e.mail and presuming it was the translation they had asked for went ahead and had the sign made and installed





The welsh section actually reads:
'I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.' :duh::rofl::rofl:

 

[gorgik9]

Well although not animal related this links to the above:

Swansea Council (in Wales) sent an email to its in-house translations service to have a road sign - 'No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only' - translated into Welsh as all signs are bi-lingual, English & Welsh. The only problem was that the Welsh translator wasn't in at the time and an automated email response was sent to council officials. They received the e.mail and presuming it was the translation they had asked for went ahead and had the sign made and installed





The welsh section actually reads:
'I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.' :duh::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think we should all go back to Latin all over Europe

 

[slimjim]

 

[haiducii]

Damien is sooooo cute now I want a kangaroo

 

[slimjim]

:big hug:

 

[haiducii]

Diets don’t work!

 

[haiducii]

Sorry cat lovers. I would never do this!

 

[haiducii]

HA! Good advice!

 

[haiducii]

She’s a maniac…

 

[haiducii]

Hmm...

 

[haiducii]

Cuteness is exhausting

 

[haiducii]

Excuse me sir, ...

...do you have a moment to talk about our lord Poseidon?

 

[haiducii]

Protesters outside of my local KFC today