Big for lil boy ( joke b/c i can )

[hammervice]

haahhahahahahaah funny joke for ya lol or u will die


A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Oh my god... I can't believe I actually laughed...

 

[Triz]

lol nice

 

[newage]

lmao. Goes to show: don't judge a book by its cover!

 

[goejavin]

Thats pretty funny, Hammer....I remember once I had a party at my house in California and someone showed up with his friend who was a jockey (a racetrack was nearby) and omg he was just the cutest thing..so tiny and so squeezable...and he looked like he was 10 years old....the only difference between him and the joke though is that I was told he was hung like a ten year old...

 

[Shadow]

The old ones are the best, it still made me laugh, thanks.