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Squallmuzza
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Leeched this off the same friend's blog who wrote the Lady Gaga Gossip one that I posted. Really made me laugh!
(Also, inbeforeuptightbiguys. It's just a bit of fun, not serious
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As every gay knows, all bisexual men are lying, depraved creatures who will cheat on you with anything with a pulse, when they are not eating children and plotting to convert us all to Scientology. But how well do you really understand bisexuals?
Shiver! Tremble! Despair, as we reveal the secrets of the Bi Agenca/Conspiracy! Behold, homos!
1. Bisexual men do not have foreplay. The closest they come is to get their sexual partner to hold down a baby seal while they club it to death. Their sexual partner will not be the bi man's current boyfriend/girlfriend.
2. The man on the Death Star who flicked the switch that annhillated up Alderaan? He was bi. He later had nasty sex with Darth Vader, who too was a bisexual.
3. The hunter who shot Bambi's mom? Had a wife... and another wife. And seventeen boyfriends. And forty two mistresses.
4. Bi men broke up the Beatles. Also, Yoko Ono is actually a bi guy.
5. Anthrax was first located in the salivary glands of a bisexual man.
6. A bisexual's favorite dessert is gingerbread. They use it to make gingerbread houses, which they use to lure small children in for their Sunday Roasts.
7. That screenwriter who wrote that Catwoman movie everybody hates? Yes, it was written by a bi man.
8. Bi men went back in time and destroyed the Dinosaurs.
9. Hitler was bi. Pol Pot was bi. Franco was bi. Chairmain Mao bi. As was Madame Mao. (yes she too was actually a man. Who was also bi. Yes, they had that kind of relationship)
10. It has been proven by scientists that Bisexual men lack souls. To compensate, bisexual men absorb chunks of ozone through their gills, to create a pseudo soul. Yes, this behaviour is what created the hole in the Ozone Layer.
(Also, inbeforeuptightbiguys. It's just a bit of fun, not serious
)As every gay knows, all bisexual men are lying, depraved creatures who will cheat on you with anything with a pulse, when they are not eating children and plotting to convert us all to Scientology. But how well do you really understand bisexuals?
Shiver! Tremble! Despair, as we reveal the secrets of the Bi Agenca/Conspiracy! Behold, homos!
1. Bisexual men do not have foreplay. The closest they come is to get their sexual partner to hold down a baby seal while they club it to death. Their sexual partner will not be the bi man's current boyfriend/girlfriend.
2. The man on the Death Star who flicked the switch that annhillated up Alderaan? He was bi. He later had nasty sex with Darth Vader, who too was a bisexual.
3. The hunter who shot Bambi's mom? Had a wife... and another wife. And seventeen boyfriends. And forty two mistresses.
4. Bi men broke up the Beatles. Also, Yoko Ono is actually a bi guy.
5. Anthrax was first located in the salivary glands of a bisexual man.
6. A bisexual's favorite dessert is gingerbread. They use it to make gingerbread houses, which they use to lure small children in for their Sunday Roasts.
7. That screenwriter who wrote that Catwoman movie everybody hates? Yes, it was written by a bi man.
8. Bi men went back in time and destroyed the Dinosaurs.
9. Hitler was bi. Pol Pot was bi. Franco was bi. Chairmain Mao bi. As was Madame Mao. (yes she too was actually a man. Who was also bi. Yes, they had that kind of relationship)
10. It has been proven by scientists that Bisexual men lack souls. To compensate, bisexual men absorb chunks of ozone through their gills, to create a pseudo soul. Yes, this behaviour is what created the hole in the Ozone Layer.
