"Welcome to this week's version of Gaping Holes Have Talent. Tonight we have a real treat. Bucktooth Beaver is not just your typical chatty asshole. Oh no! Tonight he will reduce us ALL to tears by crooning a timeless favorite. HIT it, maestro!"
"There'll be bluuuuuueeee-birds over / The white cliffs of Dover...."
"Oh, Bucky! Where's my hanky?"