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[absalom]

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"Seriously, I really thought it was just a fart!"

or

After 5 hours of labour gay guy finally gives birth to a rugby ball

or

Flashjack's latest sextoy is only for very experienced bottoms

 

[yoyo888]

"Have you been watching American Pie the film again and copying what they do? I can taste something different!!!!!"

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[yoyo888]

OK now I have shown you mine and you have shown me yours, now what?

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[yoyo888]

YUP, Sorry that was me that farted!

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[yoyo888]

"Hay Dude you are right, this small blue pill really does work, now Im horny as hell"

 

[yoyo888]

"Mine is REALLY this big"

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[yoyo888]

 

[yoyo888]

Hay so this hole IS for two way traffic then????

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[yoyo888]

Hay you in the back row. Don't be shy and come and join us.
YOU will enjoy your self

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[yoyo888]

And now for my latest trick, balancing a dick on my nose

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[yoyo888]

Hay Mr CameraMan Dude, just becasue I have a small dick does not mean you ask my Buddy here to hide it from view

 

[yoyo888]

"Its not fair, Im all horny and these guys wont let me play with them!"

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[yoyo888]

Yo Dude, I'm not gay. I'm just horny as fuck so PLEASE can I fuck you

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[yoyo888]

Damm I handed my report in 30 mins late and this is my punishment!

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[yoyo888]

I tell you something Dude, this guy I played with last night felt this fat in me!

 

[Shelter]

"Damn, I wish this nail varnish didn't take so long to dry."

Hi guys for the first time I've been totally helpless - how should I suck this unit?

 

[yoyo888]

Now I know what he means when he said "Meet me at my Backdoor!"

 

[Shelter]

Now I know what he means when he said "Meet me at my Backdoor!"

Only a little moment my friend and the pimple is off

 

[yoyo888]

New clinical research has suggested semen is an excellent method to remove ear wax

 

[Shelter]

New clinical research has suggested seamen is an excellent method to remove ear wax

Hello guys -this is better than the new Apple iPhone!