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mrduke

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I like all the games and stuff on GH, and for years my besties and I have laughed at either the titles of porn movies, and or, the names the actors choose for themselves.

So that said why not post the funniest, weirdest, or slap your momma strangest movie title or pornstar name and see how far this goes?

Recently I have seen movies entitled "The Porn Identity" and "The Porn Ultimatum" which I (for some odd reason find hilarioulsy funny) and so far the funniest pornstar name "Girth Brooks"

Anybody wanna play?


:rofl:
 

jw4833

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Ok..I'll play along..

Funniest Movie Title: Toss Up between: Dawson's Crack and CSI (Cock Scene Investigation)

Porn Name: Even though I think he's cute and a nice guy..but ..I have to say...Reese Rideout...lol
 

JonnyFantastico

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Funniest movie title: A toss up between "Twinklight" (REALLY?! You had to go there?! :rofl:) and another I downloaded last night, "Chris vs. 15 Dicks"... who do you think won? :))

Funniest porn name: Definitely has to be "Girth Brooks". Yes, he's hot and the dick is great, but seriously... why would you pick that?!
 

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i don't know about porn star names, but the funniest title i've seen recently is "The Davinci Load" 1 & 2. Even more funny is the ridiculous story line where cum is used to find the hidden item! :))
 

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^^ OMG! That is fucking awesome! :rofl:

Another title, without a doubt; has to be "Edward Penishands" and even though it was just a joke on "Friends"; "Buffay the Vampire Layer".
 
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XMan101

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There's a series of hetero porn films with a guy who calls himself Ben Dover :p
 

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There's a series of hetero porn films with a guy who calls himself Ben Dover :p

:rofl::rofl: that was on a very gay story! A fan of a very hung top porn star claimed his name was Ben D. Over when asking for a signing!
 

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(Spanking) Twelve Monkeys
A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
A Fist Full For Dollars
American Bi
Any Given Cumday
Ass Ventura
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Black Cock Down
Booty And The Beat
Boldfinger
Boys On The Hood
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Buttman Forever
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Dark Invader
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Drive This Miss Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
Foreskin Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Dump
Forrest Hump
Forrest Gimp
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Fucked in 60 Seconds
Full Latex Jackoff
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Goodwill Humping
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Humped Back at Notre Dame
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Leave It In Her Beaver
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
McHale's Gravy
Men in Back
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
Natural Born Jigglers
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
One Fell Into the Poo Poo's Nest
On Golden Blonde
Ordinary Peepholes
Orifice Space
Playmate Of The Apes
Planer of the Gapes
Play it to the Boner
Plowing Miss Daisy
Pokahotass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Pump Friction
Reaming out the Dead
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Riskey Jizzness
Robin's Wood
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Scat People
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Single White She-male
Silence of the Loing
Sleeping Booty
Sleeping With The Enema
Snow White and the 7 Sailors
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Bone Erector
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Midget Bones Diary
The Pelican Queif
The Rawshank Infection
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Spornos
The Truman Blow
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Tits a Wonderful Life
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Waiting to XXX Hale
Weapons of ass destruction
What About Boob
White Men Can't Hump
Who Lies Beneath
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male
You've Got Male Genitalia

Damn dude you ROCK! (and win!) Duke:thumbs up:
 

Tjerk12

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Never seen the title, but for a Dutch production "Cockwork Orange" would be an idea.
 

brmstn69

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The funniest title I ever saw was obviously just the result of poor comprehension of the English language from a Brazilian or Eastern European studio...

"2 Bare Dicks In My Hall Of Shit"

Funniest name (other than some of those "thug" sites that use stupid street names like "Intrigue")

Justin Tyme...
 
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