Favorite Quotes!!

[slimjim]

What... you mean there are OTHER kinds??!!

 

[whatthef__k]

I've heard certain rumours... :thinking:

But personally, I do believe that's just a myth to confuse people...

 

[slimjim]

You’ll never convince me there’s more to life than chocolate chip cookies.


Charlie Brown


:thumbs up: :cheers: :thumbs up: :cheers:

 

[whatthef__k]

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[slimjim]

& :rofl:.. but so true

 

[slimjim]

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.

Author Unknown

 

[XMan101]

Author Unknown

Author Jim I suspect

 

[Tom]

What... you mean there are OTHER kinds??!!

Of course!!!! There's chocolate chocolate chip!!!!
Where have you been!!!! They must have those in your home town somewhere.
But be forewarned, you need plenty of milk.

 

[slimjim]

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

Homer Simpson

 

[Synned]

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.


~ Robin TYLER

 

[slimjim]

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Kurt Vonnegut

 

[slimjim]

My greatest fear is being tortured for information I do not possess

Woody Allen

 

[slimjim]

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


Confucius

 

[Synned]

In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


~ Martin Luther KING, Jr.

 

[slimjim]

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.

Confucius

 

[slimjim]

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Confucius

 

[Phyr]

Not so much a famous line . . . just a conversation between a friend and me:

Friend: "I nearly turned into a lesbian tonight."
Me: "Really? What happened?"
Friend: "I didn't."

 

[slimjim]

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Groucho Marx

 

[Tom]

Adopting a dog is as close as a human will ever come to choosing a relative.

 

[Andy]

Oh, but clever words on pages turn to fragments, circles, points and lines,
And they cover them like carpets with graceful, meaningless, ornamental designs.

- Aaron Weiss