dragonscub
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A handful of vintage straight porn flicks from the early '80s can still crank my engine, but nothing made after the point where VHS took over from grind house theaters. The women just got steadily more gross: like inflatable dolls come to life, only with less personality than a doll. The three inch fingernails, tits that are either huge dumpy flabby balloons or sculpted silicone, the dead eyed druggie faces, and the feeling not one of these gals is really there because she wants to be.
Total turn-off: as bad as G4P can often be, a dead-eyed disinterested straight dude taking it up the ass for drug money is still way hotter to me than any boner-killer plastic female hooker in modern straight porn. Its even worse with the "See Him Fuck" type of straight porn made for gays, that tries to focus mostly on the guy. No matter what, the girl eventually gets into the act, and in these "for gay eyes" series they're inevitably yuck-caliber women (tattoos in all the wrong places, flabby tits with colorless nipples, belly button rings, pierced noses, faces like Janis Joplin).
Apparently many of you who've replied so far can totally ignore and tune out these unappealing women, but I can't: just seeing a female hand with three inch nails grabbing the guys cock and I'm done. And if she starts hocking and spitting on the cock while trying to give a pathetic BJ, I'll puke: the whole "spitting globs of lugie on cocks" fetish in gay porn is nauseating enough, watching a woman do it could turn me celibate. Blecch. The "Golden Age" of straight porn was different. The women were more attractive, with natural-looking bodies and more genuine lust. Much less of the off-putting blow up doll fantasy cartoon girls that look like distracting anime whores come to life.
The all-time greatest straight porn film ever made (and the last big-screen theater opus) was "Marilyn Chambers Insatiable": done in 1980 with a real budget, in real locations, with real hot performers. Marilyn was the greatest female porn star ever to appear on camera: blonde Malibu goddess with a toned androgynous body and ferocious appetite for sex, versatile sensuality that ranged from dom to bottom with equal energy. Marilyn always gave the impression she was enjoying herself, and wanted you to enjoy watching her: whether controlling or teasing a stud, or getting totally dominated herself, it never seemed like she was being used or abused or didn't want to be there. She was always in the moment, always fresh, always fun. If she had been cloned to make every later male and female performer, porn would be 10x better today.
If you can find a copy of "Insatiable", jump to the pool table scene in the mansion. Smoking hot Tony Danza lookalike slowly seduces nymphet Marilyn, until he has her screaming and begging for it. He dirty talks non-stop, telling her what he's going to do before he does it, until she's writhing in ecstasy. You'll drip pre just from the way he teases her pussy with the head of his cock while demanding she beg for it: you just get a gut feeling this man and woman REALLY know how to fuck, and REALLY want to. This kind of positive energy transcends sexuality: I'm 100% gay, but when I watch this scene I want to be her so bad it hurts: I totally forget shes a woman and I'm not into looking at women.
Total turn-off: as bad as G4P can often be, a dead-eyed disinterested straight dude taking it up the ass for drug money is still way hotter to me than any boner-killer plastic female hooker in modern straight porn. Its even worse with the "See Him Fuck" type of straight porn made for gays, that tries to focus mostly on the guy. No matter what, the girl eventually gets into the act, and in these "for gay eyes" series they're inevitably yuck-caliber women (tattoos in all the wrong places, flabby tits with colorless nipples, belly button rings, pierced noses, faces like Janis Joplin).
Apparently many of you who've replied so far can totally ignore and tune out these unappealing women, but I can't: just seeing a female hand with three inch nails grabbing the guys cock and I'm done. And if she starts hocking and spitting on the cock while trying to give a pathetic BJ, I'll puke: the whole "spitting globs of lugie on cocks" fetish in gay porn is nauseating enough, watching a woman do it could turn me celibate. Blecch. The "Golden Age" of straight porn was different. The women were more attractive, with natural-looking bodies and more genuine lust. Much less of the off-putting blow up doll fantasy cartoon girls that look like distracting anime whores come to life.
The all-time greatest straight porn film ever made (and the last big-screen theater opus) was "Marilyn Chambers Insatiable": done in 1980 with a real budget, in real locations, with real hot performers. Marilyn was the greatest female porn star ever to appear on camera: blonde Malibu goddess with a toned androgynous body and ferocious appetite for sex, versatile sensuality that ranged from dom to bottom with equal energy. Marilyn always gave the impression she was enjoying herself, and wanted you to enjoy watching her: whether controlling or teasing a stud, or getting totally dominated herself, it never seemed like she was being used or abused or didn't want to be there. She was always in the moment, always fresh, always fun. If she had been cloned to make every later male and female performer, porn would be 10x better today.
If you can find a copy of "Insatiable", jump to the pool table scene in the mansion. Smoking hot Tony Danza lookalike slowly seduces nymphet Marilyn, until he has her screaming and begging for it. He dirty talks non-stop, telling her what he's going to do before he does it, until she's writhing in ecstasy. You'll drip pre just from the way he teases her pussy with the head of his cock while demanding she beg for it: you just get a gut feeling this man and woman REALLY know how to fuck, and REALLY want to. This kind of positive energy transcends sexuality: I'm 100% gay, but when I watch this scene I want to be her so bad it hurts: I totally forget shes a woman and I'm not into looking at women.
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