I swear to God he levitated

[hoangmao300]

I have a friend who I've known since I was very little. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the house of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. And so, his mother has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took a single look and told her to consider him to the ER. She feared anything along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We believed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a decent thirty seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I feel all much better now!"

 

[gorgik9]

I have a friend who I've known since I was very little. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the house of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. And so, his mother has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took a single look and told her to consider him to the ER. She feared anything along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We believed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a decent thirty seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I feel all much better now!"

Good story, but I believe you've posted it in the wrong area: This is the area where you post movies!

 

[trencherman]

Hoisted by his own petard, to use a Shakespearean locution.

 

[lhardwick69]

still get checked out--people dont realize that if he didn't expel that gas his intestines would have exploded- and could kill him... did you know a cow has 8 stomachs and constantly farts because of creating so much gas--and years ago--people would go to a cow stick something in its ass that it couldn't push out and watch the cow swell up from the gas then fall over dead because the intestines and stomach had exploded---that would be a terrible way to go--so get checked--something caused a blockage in his stomach that was just gas--next time it could be a blockage of shit

 

[Achmi]

That was a really funny story :rofl: