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i wonder..is there possibly a more insane thing to say?
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I am the walrus. You are a God, kook kook achoo etilit
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im not the egg man either
and i don't have cornflakes..i dont eat cereal:heart:i do like poe
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god almighty created me then said : oh my self ! he is amazing !
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Well if you're the god of the bible, Qur'an and the god of the Israelite, let me say one thing to you... GO FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE SELF...:angry:if you are the god of the bible you are:
Insecure; love me, praised me, kiss me. If the reward of spending a lifetime praising you every Sunday is to go to your heaven so we can continue to kiss your sorry celestial ass for eternity, you can keep your paradise and shove it in you black hole. I don't believe in you.
Blood thirsty; through out your 5 books from Genesis through Deuteronomy the only thing that stands out is killing: killing because somebody fucked a goat (now he're something interesting, the human has to die but so does the goat... what kind of lunatic justice is that, I don't believe the goat asked to be ass raped), killing because somebody is gay, killing because somebody doubt your existence, killing because a teenager has been mean to its parents, killing because a wife repudiate her husband while the husband had several mistress, killing just for the joy of killing. I don't believe in you.
Maniacal; you are the worst mass murderer ever, you endorsed and helped genocides, infanticides (that's very low) everything finishing with -cides has your name on it. You even killed so many of your "chosen" people just because they were not agreeing with you... isn't that a beauty. I don't believe in you.
Jealous;you said you were a jealous god... hmmm:thinking:! Wait a second, does that mean there's other gods that may be less stupid than you are? This also means that you're not alone and if you are why would you be jealous of yourself? And if there's other gods, how can we be sure you are the most powerful of them? Because you claimed to be our creator. If there's other gods and you're among the most powerful, why don't you just kill them (Problem solve, no other gods to praise but you), after all killing is your favorite sports, you can't deny that because in 5 tomes it's clear that killing is the only thing that make you joy. I don't believe in you.
Irrelevant;in all your 5 books one can account so much killings, yet one of your 10 commandants stipulated " Thou shalt not kill" yet you raised armies through Moses to kill whoever was walking in their ways, you led Joshuah to kill 31 kings and over 12000 human beings (innocent women and children), you give Samson those magic hairs allowing him to kill 1000 Philistines with a donkey skull etc etc. You really preach at the wrong church, and least should we forget all those "chosen" people you killed because of their disagreement with you. No really here's a good question for you god; you're god right? So you knew very well that earth is round, that at the other side of the Athlantic Ocean there was a virgin land, with much more vast empty spaces with few aboriginal... but hey you would have killed them anyway, we call it The Americas today, why didn't you take your beloved people and by a snap of a finger (if you have fingers that is) made them reappear in America, no need of killing, no need of depossessing other nation of their lands, lots of water, moose, geese and turkey for them to feast forever and continue their lineage. For a being that claim to have created the universe and all around it... you sure are limited as a government. I don't believe in you.
Incompetent;you are one incompetent god... why the fuck are you still resting when you "so called beloved creation" are suffering? 26000 and more children are dying of malnutrition and diseases every year, and yet you're resting. Get off your holy butt you celestial jerk and finish your job. I do not believe in you. At least Thor has a hammer, which suggest that he would have some work done, you have nothing, just a book full of craps. I don't believe in you.
Fake Omnipotent; well you are god, and from what we have been told you are omnipotent, but yet you needed Moses, Joshuah, Jacob, Issiah to do the job for you, while from what I understand you didn't really need them, you're god... you're omnipotent why the fuck do you need intermediates? I don't believe in you.
Fake Omniscient;again you're god, why the hell did you need Moses to report the Israelite's whinings? Are you telling me that you're not really omniscient and that you could hear their pleas? What a phony god you are. I do not believe in you.
Favoritist;Israelites??? Why them? Why not other nations that had as much problems than they did? By the way god, Egyptology is one of the most recorded event in history and in no way there was prove that an entire nation such as the Israelite been enslaved by the Egyptians. Egyptians were one of the people whom scarcely invented history record by writing, painting and no proofs has been discovered that Israelite were slaved in Egypt. So you may want to get your story straight with you writers. Perhaps magic mushroom were very strong and abundant in your time, which would explain all that crap coming from your book. By the way Mount Sinai never was recorded as an existing mountain. I do not believe in you.
Misogynist;Iam flabbergasted that women praised you so much today, because you had a very palpable disdain for them. You hate women and that is shown through your books that women are inferior to men. You have no problem killing a women for repudiating her husband while the same husband goes around frolicking with other women... and that you agree. What the fuck is wrong with you god?
For all those reasons I do not believe in you, and if I would believe in you, I would expect to be invisible like you since we have been created in your image... well shouldn't we all be invisible?
If you're that god... I do not believe in you
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Well if you're the god of the bible, Qur'an and the god of the Israelite, let me say one thing to you... GO FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE SELF...:angry:if you are the god of the bible you are:
Insecure; love me, praised me, kiss me. If the reward of spending a lifetime praising you every Sunday is to go to your heaven so we can continue to kiss your sorry celestial ass for eternity, you can keep your paradise and shove it in you black hole. I don't believe in you.
Blood thirsty; through out your 5 books from Genesis through Deuteronomy the only thing that stands out is killing: killing because somebody fucked a goat (now he're something interesting, the human has to die but so does the goat... what kind of lunatic justice is that, I don't believe the goat asked to be ass raped), killing because somebody is gay, killing because somebody doubt your existence, killing because a teenager has been mean to its parents, killing because a wife repudiate her husband while the husband had several mistress, killing just for the joy of killing. I don't believe in you.
Maniacal; you are the worst mass murderer ever, you endorsed and helped genocides, infanticides (that's very low) everything finishing with -cides has your name on it. You even killed so many of your "chosen" people just because they were not agreeing with you... isn't that a beauty. I don't believe in you.
Jealous;you said you were a jealous god... hmmm:thinking:! Wait a second, does that mean there's other gods that may be less stupid than you are? This also means that you're not alone and if you are why would you be jealous of yourself? And if there's other gods, how can we be sure you are the most powerful of them? Because you claimed to be our creator. If there's other gods and you're among the most powerful, why don't you just kill them (Problem solve, no other gods to praise but you), after all killing is your favorite sports, you can't deny that because in 5 tomes it's clear that killing is the only thing that make you joy. I don't believe in you.
Irrelevant;in all your 5 books one can account so much killings, yet one of your 10 commandants stipulated " Thou shalt not kill" yet you raised armies through Moses to kill whoever was walking in their ways, you led Joshuah to kill 31 kings and over 12000 human beings (innocent women and children), you give Samson those magic hairs allowing him to kill 1000 Philistines with a donkey skull etc etc. You really preach at the wrong church, and least should we forget all those "chosen" people you killed because of their disagreement with you. No really here's a good question for you god; you're god right? So you knew very well that earth is round, that at the other side of the Athlantic Ocean there was a virgin land, with much more vast empty spaces with few aboriginal... but hey you would have killed them anyway, we call it The Americas today, why didn't you take your beloved people and by a snap of a finger (if you have fingers that is) made them reappear in America, no need of killing, no need of depossessing other nation of their lands, lots of water, moose, geese and turkey for them to feast forever and continue their lineage. For a being that claim to have created the universe and all around it... you sure are limited as a government. I don't believe in you.
Incompetent;you are one incompetent god... why the fuck are you still resting when you "so called beloved creation" are suffering? 26000 and more children are dying of malnutrition and diseases every year, and yet you're resting. Get off your holy butt you celestial jerk and finish your job. I do not believe in you. At least Thor has a hammer, which suggest that he would have some work done, you have nothing, just a book full of craps. I don't believe in you.
Fake Omnipotent; well you are god, and from what we have been told you are omnipotent, but yet you needed Moses, Joshuah, Jacob, Issiah to do the job for you, while from what I understand you didn't really need them, you're god... you're omnipotent why the fuck do you need intermediates? I don't believe in you.
Fake Omniscient;again you're god, why the hell did you need Moses to report the Israelite's whinings? Are you telling me that you're not really omniscient and that you could hear their pleas? What a phony god you are. I do not believe in you.
Favoritist;Israelites??? Why them? Why not other nations that had as much problems than they did? By the way god, Egyptology is one of the most recorded event in history and in no way there was prove that an entire nation such as the Israelite been enslaved by the Egyptians. Egyptians were one of the people whom scarcely invented history record by writing, painting and no proofs has been discovered that Israelite were slaved in Egypt. So you may want to get your story straight with you writers. Perhaps magic mushroom were very strong and abundant in your time, which would explain all that crap coming from your book. By the way Mount Sinai never was recorded as an existing mountain. I do not believe in you.
Misogynist;Iam flabbergasted that women praised you so much today, because you had a very palpable disdain for them. You hate women and that is shown through your books that women are inferior to men. You have no problem killing a women for repudiating her husband while the same husband goes around frolicking with other women... and that you agree. What the fuck is wrong with you god?
For all those reasons I do not believe in you, and if I would believe in you, I would expect to be invisible like you since we have been created in your image... well shouldn't we all be invisible?
If you're that god... I do not believe in you
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SimplyJakeAndAlex
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few more questions for you god?
The gays or homosexuals call them the way you want: You created them right? So you knew that somehow few men and women would end up loving each other in the "wrong way". It was written somewhere in your book (sorry if I don't quote it, because I am through reading fairy tales) that God doesn't make mistakes, well I don't know for you but I call that an "elephantesque" mistake when you create beings that refuses to procreates or have no interest in having children and love the same gender. Yet you allowed them to discover the highest point of sexual satisfaction, woman having sex with a woman is 10 times more satisfactory than a man and a woman having sex together, you installed for the men, the g-point right up in their asses, the prostastic gland that cannot be tickled elsewhere than shoving a finger up the ass of a man. WHY??? What kind of an intelligent designer are you? Peter Nygard would laugh at you. I don't know for you but if I tell my children not to do something, I'll make sure they won't have the mean to disobey me. You in the other hand, you put the tree of forbidden knowledge right in the middle of the garden of Eden with glowing lights and told a curious being not to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge which is more glowing than any other trees, so you knew they were going to take a bite of the fruit anyway... yeah you're suppose to be omniscient, therefore you knew they were going to pick one. No matter that talking snake that YOU sent to convince Eve. Yeah you heard me god, you sent the talking snake, just like you sent that chatty ass (donkey) few books later. The funny parts of that is that you condemned the snake to crawl forever on its belly, euh god snakes where already crawling on their bellies didn't you know that already:thinking:? You created them that way so what kind of a punishment was that?
So let go back to the gay shit you fluffy cloud rider, so basically just like you did for Adam and Eve with the apple tree, you put the summon sexual enjoyment of a man right up in his ass and forbid them to pursue total satisfaction by disallowing them to go that way. Of course the punishment for disobeing you is death. Why oh why in the first place did you put the G-point of a man in his ass, why oh why did you plant that apple tree of knowledge knowing very well that if you forbid it curiosity will win over authority. You're one wicked god let me tell you that. But I hold no grudge against you, I may burn in hell for eternity, but I did discover the pleasure of being taken and taking a man and trust me I'm never going back no matter the cir
stances, I'll keep fucking and being fucked by that blond devil you put in my way almost 6 years ago. Although I don't believe in you, it is just right to say thank you for giving me Alex and Alex would like to thank you too for giving him a kit kat dude with a long shaft. But if that can safe our souls, just know that we do not fuck for pleasure, it's purely mathematical, I am an ocean scientist and Alex is the ocean, when i dip my tool in his ocean it's just to measure the deepness of it, we don't enjoy it at all even though the ocean will wave like crazy :rofl:.
God do you remember Lilith? Yeah Lilith you know that girl that was created before Eve... in your book she was mentioned perhaps only twice, but in the new version of your book after the fatality of your main Guru Jesus she wasn't mentioned at all. WHY??? Lilith was created as the same time then Adam and oh you forsake me, she wanted equal rights than Adam, after all she was created with the same dirt you've created Adam and once in a while when having sex she wanted to be on top (what's wrong with that?) Adam that whiny bitch didn't want her to be on top (he really didn't know what he missed there, I let girls and guys ride my cock and trust me it's enjoyable for both of us) and he went whining to you that Lilith wanted to ride his cock instead of her playing the starfish. What did you do? You banned her from the Garden of Eden and let her wandering the desert (it seems that you love sending people in the desert). But Lilith survive in the desert and so far there's many stories that Lilith may have been the snake that fooled Eve into eating the apple, in fact because Lilith wanted equals right, she was transformed into that evil Lucifer... YOU GOD did all that. I'd love to check your brain and see the logic of all your doing because you contradict yourself in so many ways. You forbid but yet you give all the hints and ways on how to cross your laws. You know what, more and more I'm examining your ways its seems like you do exist after all, just like Mickey mouse exist since he has been created by men, so are you, you were created by men with the same bad legs that men have. We created you in our own image, not the opposite. All these emotions you have are men emotions, I don't believe a god would need to be jealous, I don't believe a god would need to be so malevolent as you are... those are men qualifications.
At last let's talk about your son; Jesus Christ: well let be right here? I know a lot of Jesus, Jesus Garcia, Jesus Avalon, Jesus Mendez etc. As per our religion dictates it, nobody should bear the name of Jesus as it is a sacred name, as much as nobody should be called Yahweh or Jehovah. How come you let them live, knowing your ways, everyone that contradict you ending up dying. And the worst is that most of the Jesus I know are totally into guys. Well enough tauting you with smartass questions, because as per your book logic isn't your forte. But let me ask question about Jesus, your so-called son came to earth to save humanity, yeah right. He was born of a virgin, and preached the end of the world upon his second coming... well god, here's my question, when is the second coming, because frankly I believed that his second coming was few weeks after he died, but no he his very late, 1968 years later we are still waiting for him to come back. Is he ever going to come back as promised in the new testament or is it poppycock like all those scriptures in your book. Jesus wasn't your son, he became your son according to the Gospel of John, which wrote his Gospel 100 years or so after Jesus died, since he never came back as he promised, John turned him into a legend and Paul turned him into a religion. So to me Jesus sound like many of those false prophets that foresee the end of humanity and keep changing the date each and every time they were wrong. Harold Camping, that old bitch did the same thing, first a rampage predicted in May 21st 2011 and another rampage predicted in October 31 2011, and yet I am still here asking you questions.
By the way, in your first book there was no mention of the kingdom of god before Jesus arrived, the only ascension was that of Josuah (correct me if I'm wrong) and after that we never heard of him again in your book. Then come Jesus who brought the idea of a kingdom, yet if you had a magical kingdom in heaven, why did you need us to built a kingdom on earth? And you know how many people died figuring how to built cathedrals for your invisible self? No really god, if you're that grand and marvelous, do us all a favor and come forward and show yourself... the time of speaking to people through their dreams is obsolete, we have long time ago understood those who pretend to hear voices in their heads, we even have a beautiful name for this matter and it's called psychotic, now if you don't know what psychotic is, I invite you to go on wikipedia and search for the word... I guess with all your power you can definitely search the net unless you didn't pay your bill to your ISP. But again you are god you can just burn the fuck out of them just so you can save some holy bucks.
Well that's all for now god, I believe I have petition you enough, before your kill me for asking so much question and for being a sinner by putting my cock in a beautiful blond dude's ass, can I for a last time fuck the shit out of him again. You know what? Fuck you I don't need your permission I am going to ram is ass right now and you can watch if you like. By the way I don't know if it count as a prayer, but each and everytime I fuck that dude he screams your name so many time, and when he's about to come he swear on everything that is holy... does that count as a prayer?:rofl:
Thanks for replying... but I won't wait for your answer though... you appeared to so many people in the past but I guess you grew tired of it in the new millennium since only lunatic pretend of hearing you today.
The gays or homosexuals call them the way you want: You created them right? So you knew that somehow few men and women would end up loving each other in the "wrong way". It was written somewhere in your book (sorry if I don't quote it, because I am through reading fairy tales) that God doesn't make mistakes, well I don't know for you but I call that an "elephantesque" mistake when you create beings that refuses to procreates or have no interest in having children and love the same gender. Yet you allowed them to discover the highest point of sexual satisfaction, woman having sex with a woman is 10 times more satisfactory than a man and a woman having sex together, you installed for the men, the g-point right up in their asses, the prostastic gland that cannot be tickled elsewhere than shoving a finger up the ass of a man. WHY??? What kind of an intelligent designer are you? Peter Nygard would laugh at you. I don't know for you but if I tell my children not to do something, I'll make sure they won't have the mean to disobey me. You in the other hand, you put the tree of forbidden knowledge right in the middle of the garden of Eden with glowing lights and told a curious being not to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge which is more glowing than any other trees, so you knew they were going to take a bite of the fruit anyway... yeah you're suppose to be omniscient, therefore you knew they were going to pick one. No matter that talking snake that YOU sent to convince Eve. Yeah you heard me god, you sent the talking snake, just like you sent that chatty ass (donkey) few books later. The funny parts of that is that you condemned the snake to crawl forever on its belly, euh god snakes where already crawling on their bellies didn't you know that already:thinking:? You created them that way so what kind of a punishment was that?
So let go back to the gay shit you fluffy cloud rider, so basically just like you did for Adam and Eve with the apple tree, you put the summon sexual enjoyment of a man right up in his ass and forbid them to pursue total satisfaction by disallowing them to go that way. Of course the punishment for disobeing you is death. Why oh why in the first place did you put the G-point of a man in his ass, why oh why did you plant that apple tree of knowledge knowing very well that if you forbid it curiosity will win over authority. You're one wicked god let me tell you that. But I hold no grudge against you, I may burn in hell for eternity, but I did discover the pleasure of being taken and taking a man and trust me I'm never going back no matter the cir
stances, I'll keep fucking and being fucked by that blond devil you put in my way almost 6 years ago. Although I don't believe in you, it is just right to say thank you for giving me Alex and Alex would like to thank you too for giving him a kit kat dude with a long shaft. But if that can safe our souls, just know that we do not fuck for pleasure, it's purely mathematical, I am an ocean scientist and Alex is the ocean, when i dip my tool in his ocean it's just to measure the deepness of it, we don't enjoy it at all even though the ocean will wave like crazy :rofl:.God do you remember Lilith? Yeah Lilith you know that girl that was created before Eve... in your book she was mentioned perhaps only twice, but in the new version of your book after the fatality of your main Guru Jesus she wasn't mentioned at all. WHY??? Lilith was created as the same time then Adam and oh you forsake me, she wanted equal rights than Adam, after all she was created with the same dirt you've created Adam and once in a while when having sex she wanted to be on top (what's wrong with that?) Adam that whiny bitch didn't want her to be on top (he really didn't know what he missed there, I let girls and guys ride my cock and trust me it's enjoyable for both of us) and he went whining to you that Lilith wanted to ride his cock instead of her playing the starfish. What did you do? You banned her from the Garden of Eden and let her wandering the desert (it seems that you love sending people in the desert). But Lilith survive in the desert and so far there's many stories that Lilith may have been the snake that fooled Eve into eating the apple, in fact because Lilith wanted equals right, she was transformed into that evil Lucifer... YOU GOD did all that. I'd love to check your brain and see the logic of all your doing because you contradict yourself in so many ways. You forbid but yet you give all the hints and ways on how to cross your laws. You know what, more and more I'm examining your ways its seems like you do exist after all, just like Mickey mouse exist since he has been created by men, so are you, you were created by men with the same bad legs that men have. We created you in our own image, not the opposite. All these emotions you have are men emotions, I don't believe a god would need to be jealous, I don't believe a god would need to be so malevolent as you are... those are men qualifications.
At last let's talk about your son; Jesus Christ: well let be right here? I know a lot of Jesus, Jesus Garcia, Jesus Avalon, Jesus Mendez etc. As per our religion dictates it, nobody should bear the name of Jesus as it is a sacred name, as much as nobody should be called Yahweh or Jehovah. How come you let them live, knowing your ways, everyone that contradict you ending up dying. And the worst is that most of the Jesus I know are totally into guys. Well enough tauting you with smartass questions, because as per your book logic isn't your forte. But let me ask question about Jesus, your so-called son came to earth to save humanity, yeah right
. He was born of a virgin, and preached the end of the world upon his second coming... well god, here's my question, when is the second coming, because frankly I believed that his second coming was few weeks after he died, but no he his very late, 1968 years later we are still waiting for him to come back. Is he ever going to come back as promised in the new testament or is it poppycock like all those scriptures in your book. Jesus wasn't your son, he became your son according to the Gospel of John, which wrote his Gospel 100 years or so after Jesus died, since he never came back as he promised, John turned him into a legend and Paul turned him into a religion. So to me Jesus sound like many of those false prophets that foresee the end of humanity and keep changing the date each and every time they were wrong. Harold Camping, that old bitch did the same thing, first a rampage predicted in May 21st 2011 and another rampage predicted in October 31 2011, and yet I am still here asking you questions. By the way, in your first book there was no mention of the kingdom of god before Jesus arrived, the only ascension was that of Josuah (correct me if I'm wrong) and after that we never heard of him again in your book. Then come Jesus who brought the idea of a kingdom, yet if you had a magical kingdom in heaven, why did you need us to built a kingdom on earth? And you know how many people died figuring how to built cathedrals for your invisible self? No really god, if you're that grand and marvelous, do us all a favor and come forward and show yourself... the time of speaking to people through their dreams is obsolete, we have long time ago understood those who pretend to hear voices in their heads, we even have a beautiful name for this matter and it's called psychotic, now if you don't know what psychotic is, I invite you to go on wikipedia and search for the word... I guess with all your power you can definitely search the net unless you didn't pay your bill to your ISP. But again you are god
you can just burn the fuck out of them just so you can save some holy bucks.Well that's all for now god, I believe I have petition you enough, before your kill me for asking so much question and for being a sinner by putting my cock in a beautiful blond dude's ass, can I for a last time fuck the shit out of him again. You know what? Fuck you I don't need your permission I am going to ram is ass right now and you can watch if you like. By the way I don't know if it count as a prayer, but each and everytime I fuck that dude he screams your name so many time, and when he's about to come he swear on everything that is holy... does that count as a prayer?:rofl:
Thanks for replying... but I won't wait for your answer though... you appeared to so many people in the past but I guess you grew tired of it in the new millennium since only lunatic pretend of hearing you today.
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