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IM a GOD!!!!

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etilit

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The gays or homosexuals call them the way you want: You created them right? So you knew that somehow few men and women would end up loving each other in the "wrong way". It was written somewhere in your book (sorry if I don't quote it, because I am through reading fairy tales) that God doesn't make mistakes, well I don't know for you but I call that an "elephantesque" mistake when you create beings that refuses to procreates or have no interest in having children and love the same gender. Yet you allowed them to discover the highest point of sexual satisfaction, woman having sex with a woman is 10 times more satisfactory than a man and a woman having sex together, you installed for the men, the g-point right up in their asses, the prostastic gland that cannot be tickled elsewhere than shoving a finger up the ass of a man. WHY??? What kind of an intelligent designer are you? Peter Nygard would laugh at you. I don't know for you but if I tell my children not to do something, I'll make sure they won't have the mean to disobey me. You in the other hand, you put the tree of forbidden knowledge right in the middle of the garden of Eden with glowing lights and told a curious being not to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge which is more glowing than any other trees, so you knew they were going to take a bite of the fruit anyway... yeah you're suppose to be omniscient, therefore you knew they were going to pick one. No matter that talking snake that YOU sent to convince Eve. Yeah you heard me god, you sent the talking snake, just like you sent that chatty ass (donkey) few books later. The funny parts of that is that you condemned the snake to crawl forever on its belly, euh god snakes where already crawling on their bellies didn't you know that already:thinking:? You created them that way so what kind of a punishment was that?

So let go back to the gay shit you fluffy cloud rider, so basically just like you did for Adam and Eve with the apple tree, you put the summon sexual enjoyment of a man right up in his ass and forbid them to pursue total satisfaction by disallowing them to go that way. Of course the punishment for disobeing you is death. Why oh why in the first place did you put the G-point of a man in his ass, why oh why did you plant that apple tree of knowledge knowing very well that if you forbid it curiosity will win over authority. You're one wicked god let me tell you that. But I hold no grudge against you, I may burn in hell for eternity, but I did discover the pleasure of being taken and taking a man and trust me I'm never going back no matter the circumstances, I'll keep fucking and being fucked by that blond devil you put in my way almost 6 years ago. Although I don't believe in you, it is just right to say thank you for giving me Alex and Alex would like to thank you too for giving him a kit kat dude with a long shaft. But if that can safe our souls, just know that we do not fuck for pleasure, it's purely mathematical, I am an ocean scientist and Alex is the ocean, when i dip my tool in his ocean it's just to measure the deepness of it, we don't enjoy it at all even though the ocean will wave like crazy :rofl:.

God do you remember Lilith?
Yeah Lilith you know that girl that was created before Eve... in your book she was mentioned perhaps only twice, but in the new version of your book after the fatality of your main Guru Jesus she wasn't mentioned at all. WHY??? Lilith was created as the same time then Adam and oh you forsake me, she wanted equal rights than Adam, after all she was created with the same dirt you've created Adam and once in a while when having sex she wanted to be on top (what's wrong with that?) Adam that whiny bitch didn't want her to be on top (he really didn't know what he missed there, I let girls and guys ride my cock and trust me it's enjoyable for both of us) and he went whining to you that Lilith wanted to ride his cock instead of her playing the starfish. What did you do? You banned her from the Garden of Eden and let her wandering the desert (it seems that you love sending people in the desert). But Lilith survive in the desert and so far there's many stories that Lilith may have been the snake that fooled Eve into eating the apple, in fact because Lilith wanted equals right, she was transformed into that evil Lucifer... YOU GOD did all that. I'd love to check your brain and see the logic of all your doing because you contradict yourself in so many ways. You forbid but yet you give all the hints and ways on how to cross your laws. You know what, more and more I'm examining your ways its seems like you do exist after all, just like Mickey mouse exist since he has been created by men, so are you, you were created by men with the same bad legs that men have. We created you in our own image, not the opposite. All these emotions you have are men emotions, I don't believe a god would need to be jealous, I don't believe a god would need to be so malevolent as you are... those are men qualifications.

At last let's talk about your son; Jesus Christ: well let be right here? I know a lot of Jesus, Jesus Garcia, Jesus Avalon, Jesus Mendez etc. As per our religion dictates it, nobody should bear the name of Jesus as it is a sacred name, as much as nobody should be called Yahweh or Jehovah. How come you let them live, knowing your ways, everyone that contradict you ending up dying. And the worst is that most of the Jesus I know are totally into guys. Well enough tauting you with smartass questions, because as per your book logic isn't your forte. But let me ask question about Jesus, your so-called son came to earth to save humanity, yeah right:eek:. He was born of a virgin, and preached the end of the world upon his second coming... well god, here's my question, when is the second coming, because frankly I believed that his second coming was few weeks after he died, but no he his very late, 1968 years later we are still waiting for him to come back. Is he ever going to come back as promised in the new testament or is it poppycock like all those scriptures in your book. Jesus wasn't your son, he became your son according to the Gospel of John, which wrote his Gospel 100 years or so after Jesus died, since he never came back as he promised, John turned him into a legend and Paul turned him into a religion. So to me Jesus sound like many of those false prophets that foresee the end of humanity and keep changing the date each and every time they were wrong. Harold Camping, that old bitch did the same thing, first a rampage predicted in May 21st 2011 and another rampage predicted in October 31 2011, and yet I am still here asking you questions.

By the way, in your first book there was no mention of the kingdom of god before Jesus arrived, the only ascension was that of Josuah (correct me if I'm wrong) and after that we never heard of him again in your book. Then come Jesus who brought the idea of a kingdom, yet if you had a magical kingdom in heaven, why did you need us to built a kingdom on earth? And you know how many people died figuring how to built cathedrals for your invisible self? No really god, if you're that grand and marvelous, do us all a favor and come forward and show yourself... the time of speaking to people through their dreams is obsolete, we have long time ago understood those who pretend to hear voices in their heads, we even have a beautiful name for this matter and it's called psychotic, now if you don't know what psychotic is, I invite you to go on wikipedia and search for the word... I guess with all your power you can definitely search the net unless you didn't pay your bill to your ISP. But again you are god :p you can just burn the fuck out of them just so you can save some holy bucks.

Well that's all for now god, I believe I have petition you enough, before your kill me for asking so much question and for being a sinner by putting my cock in a beautiful blond dude's ass, can I for a last time fuck the shit out of him again. You know what? Fuck you I don't need your permission I am going to ram is ass right now and you can watch if you like. By the way I don't know if it count as a prayer, but each and everytime I fuck that dude he screams your name so many time, and when he's about to come he swear on everything that is holy... does that count as a prayer?:rofl:
Thanks for replying... but I won't wait for your answer though... you appeared to so many people in the past but I guess you grew tired of it in the new millennium since only lunatic pretend of hearing you today.

is there one god?;) lol
 
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SimplyJakeAndAlex

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!!Wotan and Zeus were Gods!!

The art of self-criticism of some people is really impressive :rofl:

This is just meant in general :)
And where are they now? They have been sent to the Mythology Archives, but few thousand years ago they were as real as the god we have now. Self-critiscism? Perhaps but yet I believe it is quite okay to question things. And I know that book from cover to cover and were people doesn't question its relevance, I do.;) And more and more people are developing that art of self-criticism and I really hope that this god will join his counterparts in the Mythology archives.;)
 

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My god is the one I fuck every night. Just like Moses I was given his staff and I used it to make magical mayonnaise :rofl:

Are not you afraid of hell? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Do not worry, you'll be in good company.

My place is already booked.
 
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SimplyJakeAndAlex

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Are not you afraid of hell? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Do not worry, you'll be in good company.

My place is already booked.
In the Middle Ages, after the death of Pope Clement V, the conclave took several months to anoint a new pope because they couldn't make up their mind whether or not the pope should be Roman or French. John XXII in the person of Jacques Duèze successfully played them with a little scheme which grant him the crown of St-Peter persona.

Now why am I mentioning him, because he was one of the first pope that through several writings refutes the existence of hell, yes yes a Pope refuse to believe that hell existed, this was contrary of course of all the teaching the church was doing back in that time since to avoid going to hell people had to confess or pay to have their sins washed by the invisible hand cloth of no more less invisible God.

I am scared of one day coming home and find Alex suspended by a rope attached to the ceiling, I am scared of coming home and find one or all three of my children savagely mutilated by a crazy murderer, I am scared of those because they could happens... but I am not scared of something that for me doesn't exist in my mind... if there's hell, it's surely on earth and thus in every continents there's different type of hell... one major hell is in the hall of power of any government :rofl:

And you're so right i'll be in very good company... all gays will be there, all atheists, all porn stars... it will one eternity of ass pondering and cum fest
 
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and if I can quote the immortal poet Slim Shady/aka MnM.....


GUESS WHO'S BACK GUESS WHO'S BACK GUESS WHO'S BACK!"

Hi Thor - I would say welcome back but...it IS you right? If so - not cool for a variety of reasons.

no peace!
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if you are god then you cant exist because god doesn't exist
 
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