I'm afraid that I don't have the bandwidth to upload movies, but seeing as GBP has given me so much, I thought that the least I can do is try to give a smile back. I hope this makes you laugh.
The follwing are unspoken rules which I have noticed apply to ALL gay porn
1. If two models have the same (Or similar) color hair, they are brothers.
2. If the age gap between 2 models is more than a year, the older one is the younger one's father.
3. Anyone, and I do mean ANYONE performing in gay porn, is unequivocally straight.
4. No matter how many times you may think you have seen a model before, he is in fact loosing his virginity in the video you're watching.
5. No one ever wants to have sex. EVER. Sex is a disgusting deed which is usually sleazy, and ALWAYS done only in return for cash.
6. Models who aren't American, are from eastern Europe, no exceptions.
7. Baseball cap = Chav/Scally
8. Anything over 7inchs is "Huge"
9. Models never knowingly perform on camera, they are always "Caught"
10. Number ten is possibly the most important rule in any gay porn production. The terms; boy, teen or lad are applicable to anyone under the age of 40
This post is only meant as a bit of humor, please don't flame me, it's just my observations
The follwing are unspoken rules which I have noticed apply to ALL gay porn
1. If two models have the same (Or similar) color hair, they are brothers.
2. If the age gap between 2 models is more than a year, the older one is the younger one's father.
3. Anyone, and I do mean ANYONE performing in gay porn, is unequivocally straight.
4. No matter how many times you may think you have seen a model before, he is in fact loosing his virginity in the video you're watching.
5. No one ever wants to have sex. EVER. Sex is a disgusting deed which is usually sleazy, and ALWAYS done only in return for cash.
6. Models who aren't American, are from eastern Europe, no exceptions.
7. Baseball cap = Chav/Scally
8. Anything over 7inchs is "Huge"
9. Models never knowingly perform on camera, they are always "Caught"
10. Number ten is possibly the most important rule in any gay porn production. The terms; boy, teen or lad are applicable to anyone under the age of 40
This post is only meant as a bit of humor, please don't flame me, it's just my observations
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