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Least Favorite Comments About Your Dick

cade

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"Your dick is shaped like a Christmas tree."
 

zortek

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"you can't fuck me with that, it's too big"


(a few times ... :( )
 

cacc

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Can't say I've ever heard anything negative
 

tonka

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Sorry, lad.
You have the Irish curse!
 

chgotop

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You have too much foreskin.
 
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HustleMe15

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Least Favorite Comments About My Dick

It wasn't exactly a comment about my dick itself, but the area of my dick. Before I started either trimming or shaving on a regular basis, I used to get told that guys didn't like a natural full bush on a twink. I can't say that don't relate, I really don't like getting a guys hair in my mouth either. It was just the way that it was said that made it seem so rude. Nowadays though I keep it mostly super trim close, or if I'm really in the mood will shave it completely.

As for least favorite comments about my actual dick though was probably before I lived on the streets in the gym class in 7th grade when I was 12 and was getting teased about having one of the smallest dicks in the class and was completely naturally bare at the time. Little did they know that my dick would have far more star power, and staying power, than theirs in just a little bit! Haha, Jokes on YOU!
 

cacc

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Can't say I've ever heard anything negative

Well I guess there's a first time for everything lol, I was just told by someone that it looked "a little smallish", not gonna lie that was sort of soul crushing lol
 

zortek

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I think adding that to a thread about insults counts as an extrem humble brag! :)

B.


lol ... point accepted B. :)

although in my defence i will say that i saw it as my least favourite comment, rather than an insult :)
 

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Well I guess there's a first time for everything lol, I was just told by someone that it looked "a little smallish", not gonna lie that was sort of soul crushing lol

You should've replied "If you were anything special it wouldn't be smallish" ;)
 

SockyFeet30

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"Awww, you poor thing...it's deformed. Has it always been that way?"

Whodathunk that an 18 year old could get through life and not learn that guys are born with foreskin and that his and everyone else's he knew to that point had theirs cut off? Still makes me shake my head when I think about it.
 

Forgetmenot

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It's cute (aka It's small, but I don't want to hurt your feeling and I'm going to suck it anyway.)
 

c750dt

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Did you glue a chinchilla to where your dick lives?
 
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