Lefties Have Bigger Dicks?

[W!nston]

After many decades of research and observations I've come to the conclusion that on average more left handed men have big dicks (8"+ or 20cm+) than right handed men. Research and observations for the most part meaning personal inspections of said lefties delicious cocks and observations of pics, magazines and videos of Gay porn.

My partner is left handed

This is somewhat tongue-in-cheek since I don't really believe there is a correlation between which hand is dominant to penis size. I'm sure there have been studies but I have never read one. But knowing how many crazy things have been the subject of scientific research and such I'll rely on one of Gay Heaven's resident academic geniuses (which there are quite a few and that is one of the things I love about GH) to look it up and let me know, hehe.

What do you guys think?

 

[gb2000ie]

Ah nuts - I thought you meant 'lefties' in the political sense

B.

 

[gorgik9]

Ah nuts - I thought you meant 'lefties' in the political sense

B.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Well I had the same thought....

And what about the ambidextrous

 

[dargelos]

Our brains are usualy bigger too, but seldom our wallets.

 

[voccu]

I'm left-handed :blushing:

 

[gorgik9]

I'm left-handed :blushing:

Yeah...and we know that our newest Hottie (= voccu) got a big fat schlong...

 

[gb2000ie]

Been thinking back on my own experiences - my data set is much too small to be scientifically significant - but just for fun, of all the real-world cocks I've seen, the only leftie had the smallest.

B.

 

[Wohltorf]

Have we ever met??? Mine has always been the little bunny that hid in the bush(es). Small equipment does not--thank some little cock-loving deity in some one of the major or minor world religions--mean small orgasms. I know what I feel, even if I have trouble with putting the perp up against a tape measure.

 

[HustleMe15]

Left or Right

OK, I'm right handed and mine is 7". And (Gay)Heaven help me I just pulled out a tape measure to be sure. I've never thought about that before, but you can guarantee that when I go to the gym, or the pool, or elsewhere, I'm going to be trying to figure out if he is left or right handed, and then make mental notes on dick size. Thank you guys!! :cheers:

 

[Otage]

Hmm... I have been both handed. I could draw with other hand while colouring with other. I could write equally good with both hand. Thanks to shcool, it rooted the ability away from me and made me right handed... In my research, the both-handed has the hardest cocks

 

[Machor]

Very creative answers: "I've always been too busy sucking dicks to measure them"!!!
LOL!!!

 

[lovetosuckcock]

I'm ambidextrous in everything but writing. I used to be able to write equally well with either hand, but not for several decades now. My cock is 7" long. I'm pretty sure that one's dick size has no bearing on which hand one favours and vice versa.

 

[xenos]

The best indicator I think is hip size. Watch out for slim guys with slim hips. They often possess the "dick of death." The wider the hips in relation to over all body size and build means a smaller ying yang. Has anyone else noticed this?:thinking::thinking:

 

[lovetosuckcock]

The best indicator I think is hip size. Watch out for slim guys with slim hips. They often possess the "dick of death." The wider the hips in relation to over all body size and build means a smaller ying yang. Has anyone else noticed this?:thinking::thinking:

I haven't noticed before, but now I'm going to start checking.

 

[dragonscub]

My first long-term lover was a leftie, and he had the smallest cock I've ever seen (it almost completely retracted into his body when soft, leaving just the balls visible- that took some getting used to, you can imagine!)

My second was a rightie, and had an average length but unusually thick "beer can" cock. I practically dislocated my jaw learning how to handle the thickness, which wasn't nearly as much fun as I thought it would be.

My current partner is a leftie. He has the most extraordinarily beautiful cock I've ever laid eyes (or mouth) on. Eight + inches length, flawless shape, proportional thickness, even coloration, nice symmetrical mushroom head: absolutely perfect in every way. When it hangs soft, even the straight guys at the gym can't help staring, when erect, it could make anyone fall to their knees. Unfortunately, he has always had very low sex drive, so I very seldom get to enjoy his incredible appendage. "Look but don't touch" got very tiresome, very quickly.

(When younger gays ask my advice about finding the right partner for themselves, I always tell them to view sex drive compatibility as a major priority. I wouldn't wish my combination of "fire and ice" on anyone: there's nothing worse than finding the man who embodies your every physical fantasy, becoming completely addicted to him, then realizing he's sexually dead and gets 'annoyed' by your sexual advances.)