A preacher journeys across the African savannah, spreading the Good News to the natives. One evening his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The preacher pops the hood up and tries to fix the vehicle, when he realizes that a huge lion stands a few feet from him, ready to leap. Distraught, the man of faith falls to his knees and sends a prayer to his Maker:
"Lord! Give this beast a Christian sentiment"
At this, the lion, moved by his piety, bows it's head and says:
"Lord! Thank you for this meal,"