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[cammikun]

This will keep the dog from chasing me!!!!!

 

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[cammikun]

I bet she can give you ten reasons why cubers are better than men!!

101 Reasons why Women Prefer Cubers to Men
101 Reasons why women prefer cubers to Men
1. The average cuber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cubers stay hard for a week.
3. Cubers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cubers don't get too excited.
5. Cubers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cubers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cuber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cubers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cuber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cuber.
10. A cuber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cuber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cuber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cuber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cuber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cuber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cuber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cuber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cubers won't tell other cubers you're a virgin.
19. Cubers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cuber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cubers can handle rejection.
22. Cubers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cubers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cubers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cubers won't give it up for Lent.
26. With a cuber you never have to say you're sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cuber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends.
28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. ...take you to confession.
33. Cubers don't leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cubers won't make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cubers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cuber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cuber won't work your crossword with ink.
38. A cuber isn't allergic to your cat.
39. With a cuber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cubers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cuber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cuber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cuber won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cuber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cubers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cubers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
47. Cubers don't have sex hangups.
48. Cubers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cubers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cubers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cubers when you feel like it.
52. Cubers never need a round of applause.
53. Cubers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?"
54. Cubers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cuber won't want to join your sports group.
56. A cuber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cubers aren't into meaningful conversations.
58. Cubers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next one.
59. A cuber will never make a scene because there are other cubers in the refrigerator.
60. A cuber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cuber.
62. Cubers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cuber won't give you a hickey.
64. Cubers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cubers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cuber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cuber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cuber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cubers don't compare you to a center fold.
70. Cubers don't count to 10.
71. Cubers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cuber will never leave you ... ...for another woman.
73. ...for another man.
74. ...for another cuber.
75. A cuber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cuber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cuber has been.
78. A cuber never has to call "the wife".
79. Cubers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cuber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cubers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won't find out later that your cuber ... ...is married.
83. ...is on penicillin.
84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
85. A cuber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cubers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cuber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
88. Cubers don't care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cubers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cuber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
91. A cuber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cubers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cuber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cuber won't ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cuber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cubers never expect you to have little cubers.
97. Cubers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
98. A cuber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It's easy to drop a cuber.
100. A cuber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too.

 

[cammikun]

I'm not sure I want to know what he is doing!

 

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[cammikun]

 

[cammikun]

What bears really do in the woods!

 

[cammikun]

 

[cammikun]

 

[cammikun]

Not sure this should be a public thing!

 

[haiducii]

I don’t know what to say…

 

[lightie]

Look At This Guy Trying To Chop His Way Though The Bullet Proof Glass!

 

[lightie]

Look Who's Driving!

 

[lightie]

Magic!

 

[lightie]

"I'm Holding On To My Man, I Don't Want Catch Whatever They Have!"

 

[cammikun]

I think I said this a few times when I was still a newbie!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[haiducii]

Really?

 

[lightie]

Counterparts

 

[lightie]

Imposter Noticed!

 

[lightie]

Elephant Is Sick Of This Shit!