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glamfunk84

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God bless you Slim for the Airplane vids, here's one:



"You ever seen a grown man naked?" :))
 
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glamfunk84

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Who is thirsty? :D


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Squallmuzza

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Dear god, Airplane might well just be the best movie I've ever seen. I just kept wetting myself laughing every 2 minutes.

Bit of scandal here: My bf hadn't seen that film until this year... 19 and not seen Airplane! I promptly slapped his parents frankly.

Frankly, this is me all over!

 
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smallsleepyrascalcat

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I always avoided watching it... not my kind of movie...
 
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smallsleepyrascalcat

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that woman on the right is... well... scary... on 561 ;)
 
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Squallmuzza

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Facts about fish:
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1) The skin of a fish is inside out. FACT
2) All fish are allergic to water. FACT
3) Fish have no eyelids, to clean their eyes, fish urinate on them. FACT
4) If you hold a fish upside down and hum the chorus of the song 'Good vibrations' whilst making sure the fish is looking at a map of Norway, the fish will implode. FACT
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT
6) Fish will only listen to a Madonna album if played through a packet of ready salted crisps. FACT
7) If you spell 'fish' backwards you get the word 'evil'. FACT
8) 'hippopotamus' is an anagram of 'fish'. FACT
9) Fish are telekinetic. they can move their bodies by the power of their mind alone. FACT
10) Male fish have 38 testes. whereas female fish only have 37. FACT
11) every 2.3 seconds, a fish gives birth to a kangaroo. FACT
12) A fish's diet will include the following;
- Tigers
- Whales
- Passing Digital radios
- Kangaroos (fish always devour their young, thats why you never see the water kangaroos)
- 48 year old men called 'Peter' (the fish aren't picky about the surname as long as it doesn't begin with a 'J')

...

FACT

13) For every eye a fish has, it has twelve eyes. the average fish has 38 eyes. FACT
14) This set of facts was actually compiled by a fish. FACT
14) Fish don't believe in numbers after 14. FACT
 
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smallsleepyrascalcat

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Here in my village we have a company called pc-nurse... the same in green I'd say.
Funny though it is owned by a man.
 

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It's usually the other way round Bo. This is at the Gabba , a cricket ground in Brisbane, Australia were playing India in front of 45,000/50,000 spectators. Ths closer shots are at 35 secs. .... You don't mess with an Australian cricketer!!!!

 
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Squallmuzza

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If you have any knowledge of French people, you will crack up XD

 
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smallsleepyrascalcat

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I'm half french and my French is quite acceptable... and all I have to say is MUHARHAR :devil:
 
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