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Reminds me, there used to be a newspaper TV ad (might have been The Guardian) a few years ago where a skinhead jumps on a guy and wrestles him to the ground.
Then the camera takes it from a different angle - he's saving him from something falling on him! Clever ad I thought.
LOL Reminds me, there used to be a newspaper TV ad (might have been The Guardian) a few years ago where a skinhead jumps on a guy and wrestles him to the ground.
Then the camera takes it from a different angle - he's saving him from something falling on him! Clever ad I thought.
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What - this one you mean....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3h-T3KQNxU
Isn't google wonderful........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3h-T3KQNxU
Isn't google wonderful........
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Joke
A priest from a neighboring town was filling in for a colleague who was off sick. He was seated in the confessional when a young lady entered and sat down.
"Bless me father for I have sinned", she said.
"I met a lovely man at work yesterday and we went out last night for dinner and dancing.", she continued.
"It appears that I may have got a little drunk and before I knew what was happening, we were back at his place and I ended up giving him a head-job", she confessed.
The priest was shocked but instructed the woman to recite 3 "Hail-Mary's" and that she would be forgiven.
The confused young woman questioned the priest saying that she thought the penance was rather light considering her act.
"Just a moment then and I will check this for you", stated the priest and he ducked out the backdoor of the confessional, where he found an altar boy. "Excuse me young lad but I was hoping you could tell me what the regular priest would give for a head-job"
"Usually a can of Coke or a Mars bar" came the reply.
A priest from a neighboring town was filling in for a colleague who was off sick. He was seated in the confessional when a young lady entered and sat down.
"Bless me father for I have sinned", she said.
"I met a lovely man at work yesterday and we went out last night for dinner and dancing.", she continued.
"It appears that I may have got a little drunk and before I knew what was happening, we were back at his place and I ended up giving him a head-job", she confessed.
The priest was shocked but instructed the woman to recite 3 "Hail-Mary's" and that she would be forgiven.
The confused young woman questioned the priest saying that she thought the penance was rather light considering her act.
"Just a moment then and I will check this for you", stated the priest and he ducked out the backdoor of the confessional, where he found an altar boy. "Excuse me young lad but I was hoping you could tell me what the regular priest would give for a head-job"
"Usually a can of Coke or a Mars bar" came the reply.
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Funny Story
At a Christmas party last year the staff decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the toilet they went through his wallet and found his Tatts Lotto ticket. Then they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank. She came back half an hour later and
asked if anyone wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out (you can guess that he had picked the lot - including the supplementary!), and left the numbers on the table.
The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again breathing really rapidly, and looking totally blown away. After a couple of minutes he pulled out his wallet and Lotto ticket, and checked the numbers again very carefully. Then he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to the whole room,
"I just want to let you all know something. I've been having an affair with my secretary for months. I don't like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to Hell, 'cos I've just won a shit-load of money, and I'm leaving...!"
End of job. End of marriage. End of story.
PS: drats, i got zip for last lotto withdrawal :waiting:
At a Christmas party last year the staff decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the toilet they went through his wallet and found his Tatts Lotto ticket. Then they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank. She came back half an hour later and
asked if anyone wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out (you can guess that he had picked the lot - including the supplementary!), and left the numbers on the table.
The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again breathing really rapidly, and looking totally blown away. After a couple of minutes he pulled out his wallet and Lotto ticket, and checked the numbers again very carefully. Then he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to the whole room,
"I just want to let you all know something. I've been having an affair with my secretary for months. I don't like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to Hell, 'cos I've just won a shit-load of money, and I'm leaving...!"
End of job. End of marriage. End of story.
PS: drats, i got zip for last lotto withdrawal :waiting:
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I'd shoot it down - but it's still funny
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LOL I know!! its still pretty hilarious.. But im still confused how saskatoon could post something so .. morbid yet funny.. I mean because its in Canada.. I am canadian.. and our countries known for "peace loving" not .. death and killing :S weird lol
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