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Things I hate
Waking up in the morning and finding F**king snow on the car
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Disgusting Joke!!
Only for those with a strong stomach....
A masochist, a sadist, a necrophiliac, an arsonist and a guy into beastiality are sitting in a bar drinking when a cat walks by, the beastiality dude says: I've got an idea, let´s rape that cat, the sadist says: I´ve got an even better idea, let´s rape the cat, beat it up, then rape it again...
The arsonist said: lets rape it, beat it up, rape it again, light it on fire and rape it while it burns
The necrophiliac says: let´s rape the cat, beat it up, rape it again, burn it to death and rape it when it´s dead
Then the masochist looks at the other guys and replies: miaow...
Only for those with a strong stomach....
A masochist, a sadist, a necrophiliac, an arsonist and a guy into beastiality are sitting in a bar drinking when a cat walks by, the beastiality dude says: I've got an idea, let´s rape that cat, the sadist says: I´ve got an even better idea, let´s rape the cat, beat it up, then rape it again...
The arsonist said: lets rape it, beat it up, rape it again, light it on fire and rape it while it burns
The necrophiliac says: let´s rape the cat, beat it up, rape it again, burn it to death and rape it when it´s dead
Then the masochist looks at the other guys and replies: miaow...
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A nun got into a cab, and the driver was staring at her. She asked him why he was staring at her, and he said, "I want to ask you a question, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me, not as old as I am and as long as I have been a nun... I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
perform oral sex on me."
She said, "Well, let's see what we can work out:
1) You have to be single, and
2) You have to be Catholic."
The cab driver said, "Oh, I'm single, and I am Catholic!!!!"
She said, "O.K., pull into the alley," and he did.
She fulfilled his fantasy, but when they were on the street again, the
cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said, "Sister, I have sinned, I lied, I lied...I'm married, and I'm Jewish!"
She said, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
She said, "You can't offend me, not as old as I am and as long as I have been a nun... I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
perform oral sex on me."
She said, "Well, let's see what we can work out:
1) You have to be single, and
2) You have to be Catholic."
The cab driver said, "Oh, I'm single, and I am Catholic!!!!"
She said, "O.K., pull into the alley," and he did.
She fulfilled his fantasy, but when they were on the street again, the
cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said, "Sister, I have sinned, I lied, I lied...I'm married, and I'm Jewish!"
She said, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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The llamas are nice, but the first video is better....
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Bugatti Veyron
16 cylinders
4 turbo chargers
1001 horsepower
253 MPH top speed
$1.7 million (US)
One of only 15 in the United States and 200 ever made...
This fine machine in the hands of a complete fucking moron with more money than brains...
