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I had to look this shit up...

A 29 year old man from north Florida was taken into custody as charges are being filed against him because of a “one night stand”. The woman with the big fake toosh was visiting from Philly to see some friends, maybe to show off the new ASSets. She filed the complaint against the man days after meeting in a Florida night club inside of a hotel. Friends say they were “hitting it off”, before sharing a dance and a few drinks and decided to take the party back to the the woman’s room. Afterwards, they exchanged information and parted ways.

Seemed like a great deal for the man as he got to wax a big fake booty and not have to be a committed. But, days later there was a knock at the mans door, two officers stating that a woman had filed aggravated assault charges against him and that he would have to come down to the station and turn him self in. Turns out the woman stated that he was “..hitting it so aggressively” and asked him “to go slower and he wouldn’t stop.” Not to stop but to go slower, she then stated that “..he was waxing this fat ass so hard that he “popped” one of my butt implants.” I felt pressure building up in my booty and it felt like my booty was trippling in size, I felt the skin stretching. It was a pain I never experienced”. Apparently she would have to pay thousands to get them repaired. The mans lawyer got him out of jail on a small bond as there was no conclusive evidence to slap him with real charges yet.

As it turns out this particular lawyer did his research. Butt implants or injections cannot “pop” as one of the specified “complications.” You can have healing problems if you make the “bun” to big as far as a scar healing or with the wrong impact they can shift out of place. The lawyer got all of the charges dropped after this woman tried to make these accusations days after the “assault.” He brought to light that charges are being made more and more with sexual assault and aggravated assault by woman who happen to have on the tail end of their statement, that their butt implants “popped.” “..it can’t happen, and these other defense lawyers out there should do a little homework”, stated the lawyer. Turns out this woman just didn’t want to pay for another damn booty.
 
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