Let's Laugh!

[haiducii]

Biggest problem in world today...

I think we need to have a discussion about how Google's burger emoji is placing the cheese underneath the burger, while Apple puts it on top :thinking: What kind of MONSTER puts their cheese on the bottom bun!

 

[haiducii]

Fun fact

 

[Shelter]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: You made my day!!!

 

[slimjim]

 

[slimjim]

 

[gorgik9]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: You made my day!!!

And mine :cheers:

 

[haiducii]

Went to Disney World and couldn't resist...

 

[haiducii]

This 3rd grade math problem

The answer is x, where x is in N, and 1 ≤ x < 15...BUT, c'mon guys that's grade 4 stuff

 

[haiducii]

Consequences

 

[slimjim]

 

[slimjim]

 

[Olorin]

 

[waistingmytime]

Ass Kissing

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[W!nston]

 

[Shelter]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Marvellous!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
You really are a math genius! :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[slimjim]

 

[DBOL777]

my blood type

 

[slimjim]

 

[slimjim]

 

[drewguy]