Quite A Monster!
If this is real (and it sure looks that way no matter how much I enlarge it-camera angle etc. may have helped), then it's time to sell the house & car, empty the bank account and, since he's not looking, move in right on top of that monster. If he objects, I'll just tell him to shut up, stuff some money in his mouth, and tell him I'm busy!
Better be sure my health insurance is paid up, because I think I'll need medical attention after. (a few days!)
...and look what it's attached to!